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    The Seven Sisters

    Paterson To Appoint Gillibrand; Obamas Are Fisting Enthusiasts

    The Other Women In Obama's Cabinet Are Also Kicking Ass

    Barack Obama Elected President Again!

    "They Said If My Parents Didn't Give Them Money They Would Rape Me"
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    "Ugh, MEN. Tell me about it, sister. I mean, Kim Jong Il-- don't even get me started! Hey, can we get another round of cosmos over here?"
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    There are seven of them, huh? Let's give them dwarf names instead.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/27/09

    @BAngieB: I don't even want to think about who gets stuck with Dopey. Or Sleepy.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    05/27/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: I was thinking uppity, ball-buster, old maid, etc.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    Can the national media please quit acting like 51% of the population is a fucking special interest group and demographic minority?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    It sort of makes sense, if you replace "are still waiting for their first girls' night out on the town" with "are still waiting to be treated like human adults with individual interests and lives who just happen to work together at times"
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    Please, please, please let them go to Applebee's.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    I'm just going to go ahead and blame Sex and the City for this nonsense.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    05/27/09

    @bluebears: JINX!
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    And when they do, all the men will have a Guys' Night and bring over cases of beer and play poker and smoke cigars and Rahm will inevitably have secretly ordered a stripper and the next thing you know, Michelle's calling Barack just to check in on things and he has to make an excuse for why it sounds like Joe Biden is yelling "Lap dance, baby!" in the background ("No, that's just the TV! It's a new show called Tap Dance Baby!"), and then she'll announce she's coming home early and Barack will have to shoo everyone out of the House and clear out all the cigar smoke. But Michelle will catch wise when she finds a poker chip under a couch cushion. "Barrraaaack is there something you want to tell me???"


    It's DC: The Sitcom!

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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/27/09

    @mbprice: Well, the Moter In Law does live with them, after all. They are practically begging for it!
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/27/09

    @dreamweave: arg. Mother in law
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/27/09

    @mbprice: Somehow I could see Cheney actually throwing that party.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @mbprice: No! It's "The Real Housewives of DC!"
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    But! There were only four characters on Sex and the City?!?!?! How are they going to have a night on the town, are there going to be two Samanthas, two Mirandas and two Charlottes?!?! Does not compute!!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/27/09

    @R_Claw: gah! dammit. (see below)
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    They can all get together and talk about how they have vaginas!
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/27/09

    @morninggloria: And boobs!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    They'll have to wait until Tuesday. Obama says so: [www.theonion.com]
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/27/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: You'd think that as patriotic Americans they'd think of the tube-top economy. Step up, ladies. Those Lemon Drops aren't going to buy themselves.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    You know this will involve mani-pedis, appletinis, table-dancing, and concluding with a naked pillowfight. 'Cause that's what girls do. Trust.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    05/27/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: And don't forget trying to figure out who's the Carrie!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/27/09

    @hovy: Who will Big be!?
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/27/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: You forgot braiding hair. And truth or dare.

    Actually, I would kill to see a game of truth or date involving these ladies.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    omg, but then, like, who are they all talking to about their boy problems?!
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/27/09

    @Dodgergirl: Yeah right. They're all professional women with prestigious government jobs...


    Clearly they're all lesbians/ice queens.

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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    05/27/09

    @angelheadedhipster: Oh man, you're right. So this is more the L Word than Sex & the City? Women must all conform to behavior from a TV show, or my lady brain gets confused.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    05/27/09

    @Dodgergirl: Clearly what Capitol Hill needs now is a Gay BFF who can help them out with their relationship problems.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/27/09

    @wtfox?!: And their wardrobes - "Hillary, girlfriend, that pantsuit is wearing you. Let's get to Nordie's, stat!"
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    I'm trying to picture them all out and what I'm seeing is alternately awesome and terribly awkward.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/27/09

    @angelheadedhipster:
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    05/27/09

    @andBegorrah: WIN!

    Can a photo be CoTD?
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    05/27/09

    @andBegorrah: It's as if you plucked it right from my tiny brain! Brava!
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    Okay, while pondering how to express my thoughts on this, an image of "Puke In My Mouth" featuring the lovely women and also Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, and Dick Cheney popped into my head and I pictured Dick Cheney's inner thigh perm, so I'm going to go lie down before I fall down from the vapors.
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    Image of beastybeatsy beastybeatsy
    05/27/09

    In reply to The Seven Sisters
    No, Im sorry, these are grown women, intelligent, educated and powerful women. They are not 'girls', you patronising news-idiots.


    Grr.

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/27/09

    @beastybeatsy: I hate the term "girl" applied to grown independent women. I also find it offensive when they use their first name like "Hillary attended meetings in the Middle East" hey! she's not your friend, she's Ms Clinton, show some respect. I read once that women in media are sometimes portrayed as children, so it makes sense if they use their first name. AGH!
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