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    "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."

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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    What's wrong with bringing copious amounts of liquor? I love liquor!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I for one always bring a green bean casserole, as everyone knows, it ain't a swinging party without one.
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    07/01/09

    @hortense: And a jello mold. Don't forget that.
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    07/01/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: and according to every 70s cookbook, a fondue of some kind.
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    07/01/09

    @betterbearockstar: And something with the word "sparkling" in the title.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/01/09

    @hortense: In my line of family, it ain't a party until someone busts out the Jezebel sauce over a block of generic cream cheese, then serves it with store-brand Ritz.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    Oh, I just looked at the enlarged version and I realized she doesn't really look like Katie Holmes. I suck.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @tscheese: It looks a little like Ali McGraw circa
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    07/01/09

    @BabyJane: Or Phil McGraw. I'm always getting those two confused.
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    07/01/09

    @BabyJane: Oh no! This is going to be one of those comment threads where I keep having to go back and explain things and then end I up looking like an idiot:


    circa Love Story.

    *Now insert Dr. Phil joke.

    Ugh.

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    07/01/09

    @BabyJane: ha, you out-failed tscheese.


    Which obvs makes it a win =/= win. (BTW, I cannot believe that the two of you had a commenting fail in one thread. It's kind of making me perversely happy. In other news, I suck, and am now going to go kick some puppies.)

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    07/01/09

    @labeled: You just gave me the best laugh I've had all day.
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    07/01/09

    @BabyJane: :)
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    All together girls: "Guys don't make passes at girls holding empty glasses"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    Of course you should never walk into a bachelor's pad alone. You need plenty of pre-canned "I'm not here for the cameras, I'm here for Brad!" type statements, you need a gorgeous dress with complicated straps. You need a hairstyle. You need a cute gimmick that he can remember you by, so that he gives you a rose and you get another week of TV exposure.
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    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I'll settle for a pizza.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I only purr for Good Guys in the limo, a la Chuck Bass. Good Guys, Bad Guys, whatever as long as it's Chuck Bass.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I don't get why we're nervous? The roomies are going to steal the man? Walking in empty-handed suggests he's not on his way to giving me a life of bonbons and soaps? He ought to have brought more men, but if we all get sloshed we'll stop being bitches about it?
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    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    Look at Katie Holmes over there in the bottom right! Seems like she was happier and more happenin' before Tom, huh?
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I'll pass on the roofies, but the booze I will take.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/01/09

    In reply to "Bachelor Gals Get Nervous When An Available Male Walks In, Empty-Handed."
    I find it in good taste to greet someone at the door with their favorite drink. Sets the mood.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/01/09

    @CurtCole: You, sir, are very classy.

    pssst...I like vodka martinis
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/01/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I bet you like them...dirty. MWAHAHAHA!
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    07/01/09

    @CurtCole: Provided that you don't taunt them by drinking it all as they stand there watching.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @CurtCole: Make mine a Yoo-Hoo and bourbon.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    07/01/09

    @CurtCole: "Hi. Didn't see you there. Oh, you rang the doorbell and I opened it? Silly me, of course. How could I forget. Lovely evening, isn't it? The heavens are shining brightly on we two angels. What's that, we're indoors? My mistake. It's just your eyes are so... star-like. You must be parched after such a long drive. Hm? Well, three miles can feel like an eternity to some people... people as beautiful as you. May I offer you a Boone's Farm Fuzzy Navel? It's the 2007 Reserve. Expensive, sure, but like I always say, sometimes you just have to live."
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    07/01/09

    @wtfox?!: Well, my last name is Tantalus, so you never know…
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    07/01/09

    @CurtCole: You sure you're not The Continental?
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    07/01/09

    @BabyJane: With a crazy straw?


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    07/01/09

    @mbprice: Ha! Or you are The Continental with a welcome like that. So many to choose from here...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @save jinger: Well d'uh!
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    07/01/09

    @mbprice: Please, everyone knows Strawberry Hill is the classy one:
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    07/01/09

    @mbprice: Comment of the Day!!!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    07/01/09

    @mbprice: Ha! My mom found a St. Ides fuzzy navel drink hidden in one of my riding boots. Mind you I put it there 10 years ago when I was in high school. I guess she finally decided to clean out my room. She called to ask me if I wanted it back, but I'm pretty sure she was just being passive-aggresive.
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    11/11/08

    In reply to Searching For The Broads In The Booze Cabinet
    You forgot Tia Maria... I always like a glass of aunt mary.
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    Image of Saltine Saltine
    11/11/08

    In reply to Searching For The Broads In The Booze Cabinet
    I dont know if anyone's mentioned it but you missed Milady. Its a liquer (the one I have is cherry), its in the shape of woman and comes with a titled felt hat. It is worth it purely for the bottle
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    11/11/08

    In reply to Searching For The Broads In The Booze Cabinet
    I'm not sure of the name, but there's a vodka in Russia that's marketed specifically towards women


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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/11/08

    In reply to Searching For The Broads In The Booze Cabinet
    And then there are those Cocktails by Jenn mixes that look like they're packaged in perfume bottles.
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