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par3
03/30/09

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par3 has a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her persons.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
03/30/09

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Lady Gaga, please go away.
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RobertaFisk
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
Call me cynical, but this whole "oh, I don't really know what's going on with my character after all this writer DRAMA" just smacks of a publicity stunt. And I so don't care anymore.
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RobertaFisk
03/30/09

@RobertaFisk: Not just a publicity stunt by Catherine Heigl, but the producers of the show.
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BlondeGoddess
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
Mariah drinks wine with a straw because it makes you drunk a lot faster - she's obvsly smarting from the recession like all of us.
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gonewilde
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
I think Save the Children makes a good point - unless Madonna is investing the $ in an NGO that already does work on the ground there, has built relationships with the local folks and supports grassroots programs, then simply dropping in and "building and orphanage" (that clearly doesn't have local support) won't do any good. It's the celeb equivalent of doing 2 weeks of HIV/AIDS education development-tourism in Africa when you finish your degree - makes you feel better, but does nothing for people there and probably actually just draws resources away from programs that need them.
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Tart of Darkness
03/30/09

@gonewilde: Having read Paul Theroux' "Dark Star Safari" I have a very low opinion of NGOs in Africa. It would be refreshing to find a model to deal with African problems in an Afro-centric way rather than imposing Western values.

But on the other hand, adopting one child at a time and raising him or her in unimaginable luxury hardly seems like the solution to mass starvation, tribal warfare, genocide, AIDS epidemics, overpopulation and so forth.

And it might be noted that Malawi is becoming one of the most prosperous countries in Africa due to their change of agricultural policies and governmental intervention in same.
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lalaland13
03/30/09

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Oh Miley. That quote would make me sad, but I saw you on the cover of Glamour, so I have used up all my sadness. Really, Glamour? Really? Is it too much to ask that you at least pretend to cater to readers over 14?

I can't wait for Joel McHale to make fun of this.
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gobblegirl
03/30/09

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I'm pretty sure Sean Penn is boycotting Bill O'Reilly right back.
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Bunsen Honeydew
03/30/09

@gobblegirl: Man, I've been boycotting Bill O'Reilly since I knew who he was.
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Tart of Darkness
03/30/09

@Bunson: Oh yeah? Well I've been boycotting him since before I knew who he was! (j/k)
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Bunsen Honeydew
03/30/09

@Tart of Darkness: I've been boycotting him since I met YOUR MOM!!!

(Haha, I'm adding you as a friend)
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deitybox
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
Tip to Mariah: Wine through a straw always tastes better if it's from a box. Stay klassy.
-d
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Penny
03/30/09

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My mom drinks coffee with a straw. I wonder why Carey doesn't just drink white if she's afraid of the dreaded purple teeth/lips.
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BabyJane
03/30/09

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I hate when my Gulfstream gets messy.

*And by Gulfstream, I mean my old car.
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Tart of Darkness
03/30/09

@BabyJane: When my Gulfstream gets too messy, I just trade it in for a newer model.

And by Gulfstream I mean my old car and by trade it in I mean I ask my hubby to shovel out the trash and take it to the car wash.
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megscissorhands
03/30/09

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Memo to Anonymous, Harrassing Woman
RE: Ricky Martin

How does it feel to be the last person on earth to realize "Livin La Vida Loca" was all a great, big beard of a lie? Ok, maybe I should mince words even less: he's gay. Sorry, toots.
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raquel8
03/30/09

@megscissorhands: but, but, but he said on a spanish talk show a way back that he was NOT gay and had every intention of getting married. Are you calling him a liar?
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megscissorhands
03/30/09

@raquel8: Alright, fie on me. I hate it when people call other people gay who haven't come out, but I thought that Ricky had?? Or at least that, when questioned about his sexuality, he didn't confirm or deny. Who knows.
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tscheese
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
Lady GaGa, we get it. You are AN ARTEEEESTE. You are THE UNUSUAL. You are THE OTHER. You are extraordinary. You are a space case from another planet. We get it already. You're too cool for school. Whoop de doo. Good for you.
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Bunsen Honeydew
03/30/09

@tscheese: I kind of like her. I feel like she's shoveling the world's bullshit right back at us. I think she woke up one morning, realized she was pretty, blonde, had mediocre talent, a weird sense of humor and no shame and decided to see how far she could take it. It's kind of funny. I don't like her music, but I'm definitely a fan of her.
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crazylazy
03/30/09

@tscheese: a good bird told me she aint blonde. and was quite annoying in high school.
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JessaFields
03/30/09

@crazylazy: She's only been blonde for a year or so. I saw her at Lollapalooza in 2007 and she looked quite different with her natural long black hair. Well... she was still pantsless then, so I guess she didn't look that different.
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CollegeCamel
03/30/09

@JessaFields: Word is she dyed it blonde because she looked EXACTLY like Amy Winehouse before and wanted to look different.
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hello.kitty
03/30/09

In reply to Madonna's Adoption Delayed
David did not recognize him. "He asked me who I was."

Madonna has a map with arrows pointing to Malawi to show, so David knows where he is from, but there are no photos of his biological father???

Really? REALLY???
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Bunsen Honeydew
03/30/09

@hello.kitty: pictures and actual people can look very different. Especially when you're only 4 or 5 years old, you might not totally piece together that someone in photographs actually exists in real life. I think we're all being a little hard on her.
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Shelwood
03/30/09

@Bunson: I agree. I remember when relatives kids were that young, if I hadn't seen them in a year or so, even with pictures of me around the house they didn't really recognize me when I saw them again.
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Kenyakarma
03/30/09

@hello.kitty: I don't have any pictures of my children's birth parents for them to see. Why??? BECAUSE THEY ARE MY KIDS. Shouldn't be that hard to understand. She didn't just borrow David for awhile, he is her son. If David's birth Dad didn't want him adopted he didn't have to sign the papers.
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Tart of Darkness
03/30/09

@SweetSerengeti: Sadly, he wanted the money more.

But maybe he also meant it would be wonderful for his son to grow up in a different world.

I find this all tragic.

Not your adoption, though. I suspect the playing field between you and the biological mom was much more level.
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lilbobbytables
03/30/09

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Some are saying the crying was staged because Miley already knew she would be winning the award. She Tweets: "For all the haters saying I knew about my KCA before hand have nooo idea what they are talking about! I was so suprised! :) thank u again xo"

What is this "nooo" of which you tweet, Miley? Also, who is this mysterious "u"?

in other news, yet off my lawn, and is this what you kids call music these days?

-curmudgeonlybobbytables.
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hello.kitty
03/30/09

@lilbobbytables: Ha, I'm surprised Miley didn't spell haters as "h8ters"
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lilbobbytables
03/30/09

@lilbobbytables: Argh. Get off my lawn! Stupid work, foiling my typing abilities....
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TheEternalOptimist
03/30/09

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Sawyer - You CANNOT cut your hair!!!
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CherriSpryte
03/30/09

@TheEternalOptimist: He can if its into a MOHAWK. mmmmmmmm.

note: I have a thing for mohawks. YMMV.
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