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    Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...

    Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    Oh. It's for those lips? Heh heh. I thought it was some sort of enhanvement device for MTF transmen who want a functional clidick. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    Wait... the mouth? #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    I didn't realize that Belle Jolie was a real lipstick-making company. What I want to know is how Peggy Olson would market this shit.

    "Better than a punch in the face...daddy? JolieLips." #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    That photo is really creeping me out. It kinda looks like something you'd see in Lillian Vernon catalogs; something marketed to people who take long car trips....know what I'm getting at?

    I'll wait.

    *crickets*

    Oh, fine. It looks like a pee-receptacle. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/21/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I can see it, but if it actually were a Lillian Vernon pee receptacle it would have sea shells or kittens on it, or possibly a monogram.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    Natural selection and evolution can explain a lot about what humans find attractive... but I'm pretty sure that "full" lips don't have any advantage over thin lips from a biological standpoint. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    I look at this and am reminded of those little rubber bulbs you use to clean out babies' noses.

    Ergo: I want nothing of the sort anywhere near my mouth. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of mightymomo mightymomo
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    The combo of penis in the headline and lip plumping, I completely thought we were talking about the lips on the south side of the globe.
    It was much more intriguing to say the least. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    The combo of penis in the headline and lip plumping, I completely thought we were talking about the lips on the south side of the globe.
    It was much more intriguing to say the least. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    10/21/09

    @mightymomo: I had that exact same thought. Our minds will inhabit the gutter together. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/21/09

    @mightymomo: So did I. #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    10/21/09

    In reply to Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
    Did Doctor Spaceman recommend this product? #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/21/09


    @futuremouse: #jolielipslipplumpingenhancementsystem...
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    Image of Sunflowercat Sunflowercat
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    I've never met a pit bull I didn't like. Unfortunately, after this campaign I'm not yet able to say the same about hockey moms, although I've got some football-mom friends.


    I'm ridiculously pale, but I love dark red lipstick. The bf tells me it makes me look like a black-and-white movie star, which is one of the smartest things I think he's ever said to me...

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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    11/07/08

    @Sunflowercat: Pale skin + dark lipstick = hot
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    Another difference. Pit bulls can be trained to behave in public.


    Hockey moms, not so much. They are by far the most crazypants set of sporting parents I have ever encountered.

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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    As for why lips are (often) red, their color comes from the blood-filled capillaries under the skin.


    I thought this was common knowledge.

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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    11/07/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: If it was, I missed it. But it makes perfect sense, and if I'd had to guess before I probably would have said something similar (i.e., the sensitivity of lips would lead me to believe there was more blood flow to the area, hence the darker color.)
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    11/07/08

    @tonightineed thinks rahm is nom: Apparently there is a 'transition line' on the cervix, as well. (This is according to my wacky EX-gyno, so make of that what you will...)
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    The second part about capillaries I knew; the first part is interesting. Why that particular adaptation? What purpose does it serve?
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    Image of labeled labeled
    11/07/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: I'd always assumed this to be one of those "It is what it is... or what it reminds you of" things. A come on, basically - I'd guess because as we began to walk upright (and clothed) our vulvas were no longer out there on display.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/07/08

    @labeled: Yeah, but it's still an odd adaptation. Oh well, God's will I guess.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    11/07/08

    @labeled: Also, I remember some (dubious? obvious?) study that stated that our lips become more plump during arousal. Helps the mins know when to make a move, I suppose.
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    11/07/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: You know what I find odd? Eyebrows. I mean, I get eyelashes, but what do eyebrows do, exactly?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/07/08

    @labeled: Channel sweat away from your eyepits, I think.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    11/07/08

    @tscheese: Well, damn, Ms. Wizard, that does make sense.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    11/07/08

    @labeled: @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: I didn't come from no monkey!
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    11/07/08

    @labeled: They protect your eyes as well. From... stuff dripping down your forehead I guess.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    11/07/08

    @SarahMC: Naturally... So you're from Alabama?
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    So you guys took the NY Times weird body facts quiz, too?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    11/07/08

    In reply to
    The pitbull doesn't spend $150,000 on his wardrobe either.
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