Lips Are the New Butts
Americans are obsessed with getting fuller lips, according to recent stats that show lip surgeries growing in popularity last year and celebs like Kylie Jenner and Jennifer Lawrence being prime inspiration.
Kylie Jenner Thinks Her Lips Are ‘More Famous Than Kim’s Butt,' Is Probably Right
Last spring, Kylie Jenner decided to make lips her thing. Because the Kardashian-Jenners are very good at convincing people of just about anything, we all quickly accepted that lips were, in fact, her thing. But, as a species that covets what we see, plenty of us were mangled during failed attempts to make her lips our
No One Hates Kylie's Big Fake Lips More Than Kris Jenner
Kylie Jenner, the Kardashian-Jenner sister with the most popular app, has fake lips. Those lip injections took took plenty of time for her to admit, but she did finally come clean in an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What audiences didn’t see, however, was her mom’s objections.
What's Harming the Children Today? A Dangerous List.
America’s Youths are unusually endangered today, with a variety of societal and environmental factors threatening to really wreck their shit. Take a few minutes, turn your chair around Cool Teacher-style, and make the children and teens in your life aware of the following threats. That is, if they’re at home and not…
Very Dumb Teens Are Wounding Their Lips to Look Like Kylie Jenner
Teens across the internet are bruising their faces in order to recreate Kylie Jenner’s obviously enhanced lips. The ill-advised #KylieJennerChallenge caught on with a small group of bored, improperly supervised youth who documented their disasters by posting traumatizing pictures on social media.
Please Don't Do These Things to Your Lips
We, my friends, are living in a time where bigger truly is better. Bigger butts, bigger brows, and bigger lips are the new standard. And by "new" I of course mean "new" in the way that America was "new" when the Pilgrims showed up.
Jennifer Aniston Is Done Answering Questions About Angelina Jolie
Entertainment Tonight seemed really disappointed that Jennifer Aniston didn't blow up and act like a 19th century hysteric when they asked her about Angelina Jolie. Aniston told my favorite television show, "I think that it's time people stop with that petty B.S. and just start celebrating great work and stop with…
Worth It: Is That Magic on Your Lips or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…
22-Year-Old Woman Spends $6K To Get Giant Jessica Rabbit Lips
Kristina Rei says: "When I can afford it I want to enlarge my breasts from a C-cup to a DD, change the shape of my nose and I want to make my ears pointed like an elf. It's good to be different."
Worth It: Pretty & Pampering Lip Balm
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
What The Shape Of Your Mouth Says About Your Orgasm
This is not about your "oh" face. This is about your tubercle. Your tubercle is located on your upper lip — "the slight projection on the free edge of the center of the upper lip at the lower extent of the philtrum." In other words, the puffy little spot in the middle of your upper lip.
Jessica Biel Misled Me About This Lip Stain Business
So yeah. I watched the Revlon Just Bitten commercial in which Jessica Biel promised me a "light flush of color." And I bought it. That's not what I got.
Because We Were Really Missing Out On All That Fun Penis-Pump Spam...
Enter "JolieLips Lip Plumping & Enhancement System!" An intrepid MSNBC writer tested it and was duly Jolied, but the next day "it looked like I had been punched in the mouth." Apparently, vacuum-pumping your lips repeatedly results in bruising. [MSNBC]
It turns out the difference between a Hockey Mom and a pit bull is more than lipstick. Humans are the only animals with transition lines, known as the vermillion border, between the skin and the red part of the lips. As for why lips are (often) red, their color comes from the blood-filled capillaries under the skin. […
Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up
This is one of two French AIDS-prevention advertisements to win a Bronze medal at the Cannes International Advertising Festival (click the picture to see this and the one with a dude writ, um, large). The tag line: "Explore. Just protect yourself." Although the tongues in the female version are non-gender specific,…
