What's Harming the Children Today? A Dangerous List.

America’s Youths are unusually endangered today, with a variety of societal and environmental factors threatening to really wreck their shit. Take a few minutes, turn your chair around Cool Teacher-style, and make the children and teens in your life aware of the following threats. That is, if they’re at home and not… » 4/24/15 11:30am 4/24/15 11:30am

Very Dumb Teens Are Wounding Their Lips to Look Like Kylie Jenner 

Teens across the internet are bruising their faces in order to recreate Kylie Jenner’s obviously enhanced lips. The ill-advised #KylieJennerChallenge caught on with a small group of bored, improperly supervised youth who documented their disasters by posting traumatizing pictures on social media. » 4/20/15 7:00pm 4/20/15 7:00pm

Jennifer Aniston Is Done Answering Questions About Angelina Jolie

Entertainment Tonight seemed really disappointed that Jennifer Aniston didn't blow up and act like a 19th century hysteric when they asked her about Angelina Jolie. Aniston told my favorite television show, "I think that it's time people stop with that petty B.S. and just start celebrating great work and stop with… » 1/17/15 10:15am 1/17/15 10:15am

Worth It: Is That Magic on Your Lips or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation… » 3/12/12 4:00pm 3/12/12 4:00pm

Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up

This is one of two French AIDS-prevention advertisements to win a Bronze medal at the Cannes International Advertising Festival (click the picture to see this and the one with a dude writ, um, large). The tag line: "Explore. Just protect yourself." Although the tongues in the female version are non-gender specific,… » 6/19/08 6:20pm 6/19/08 6:20pm