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Why Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You Calling Me Fat?

You guys, remember when the idea of liposuction, Botox, body contouring and Brazilian butt-lifts were only "dreams" to us mere mortals, reserved for the frozen-faced reality stars and one percent's trophy spouses? Well, move over you man-made celebubots: Lifebooker is making it affordable for us all. But I'm not so… » 11/14/12 2:05pm 11/14/12 2:05pm