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uwishunu
04/07/09

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Is it lame that I don't move my cat when she is hocking up a hairball, even if she's doing it on the rug, because I empathize with that "I'm about to barf" feeling?
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BabyJane
04/07/09

@uwishunu: No at all. Not only do I not move them, I usually pet the cat's back!
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sybann
04/07/09

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Looks just like something I've stepped on on the way to the bathroom in the dark...
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/07/09

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My worst fear is finding one of those in my food. It's the reason I don't like mussels...they have something inside them that looks eerily like hair balls.
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Dogtanian
04/07/09

In reply to A Hairy Situation
Bah! I've seen worse things then that coming out of a human. Yes, really. It was almost like watching a c-section.
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BabyJane
04/07/09

In reply to A Hairy Situation
This is what Tiny gets for licking his fur balls.
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tscheese
04/07/09

In reply to A Hairy Situation
You know, if Kanye read this BEFORE writing his screed about combs and manes and freely etc, I think what he wrote actually makes sense, even if it's kind of weirdly executed. He was thinking about lions and hair, and so he wrote about lions and hair.

If this exists COMPLETELY independently of the mind and workings of Kanye West, then the universe is fucking bizarre.
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HarpMadness
04/07/09

@tscheese: Are you saying he's psychic or causes things to happen with his thoughts?
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tscheese
04/07/09

@HarpMadness: Well, it's probably just a weird coincidence. And Kanye's brain is so freakin' weird, too--every time he thinks about unicorns, for instance, a hula hoop pops into existence in low orbit around Pluto.
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swimmingly
04/07/09

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I am gagging. Hair that is where it is not supposed to be and entangled in things freaks me the fuck out.
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Kivrin
04/07/09

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That is one nasty trichobezoar.

Also, this is why I prefer dogs. :)
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Bunny_of_doom
04/07/09

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That's what happens when you don't have Kanye around to groom you.
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jeepgirl
04/07/09

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Initially, it was mistaken for Russell Brand.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
04/07/09

@jeepgirl: Ha!
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nadoush86
04/07/09

@jeepgirl: that was until scientists noticed that it wasn't propositioning them for sex. Then they started to worry.
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hello.kitty
04/07/09

@jeepgirl: I wasn't a fan of Russell until I heard his wonderful interview with Terry Gross on "Fresh Air" yesterday. He's quite intelligent and articulate.
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jeepgirl
04/07/09

@nadoush86: ha!
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jeepgirl
04/07/09

@hello.kitty: Yes, it does throw you off when you hear him being interviewed, doesn't it? He's got some X-factor about him for sure.
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R_Claw
04/07/09

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HAHAHA his name is Tiny, I loves it :-)! And. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
04/07/09

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This is why god doesn't want you to lick the clitoris, silly liberal lion.
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jeepgirl
04/07/09

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Any knitters out there? You can make yourself a nice scarf out of that puppy.
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Laulau
04/07/09

@jeepgirl: I have totally read in the past about women spinning yarn from their pets' fur. I don't know where, and I must admit, I'm not sure I want to google around to find it.
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Dottie Gale
04/07/09

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This makes me feel a little better about the hair balls my cat leaves in the middle of my barefoot path from bed to bathroom every night.

Nope, still pissed at the furry land mines.
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million.dollar.mouth.
04/07/09

@Dottie Gale: Just be grateful that your cat leaves hair balls in your wake instead of mutilated mouse remains like mine does. :)
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HarpMadness
04/07/09

@anna.the.zombie.kitteh: That's what I wake up to all too often: decapitated mice. Nice.
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RoxNminral
04/07/09

@Dottie Gale: Ugh, why is it always right in the middle of the hallway where you will blindly step right on it? Then again, sometimes my cat will be on the bed when he starts hacking, and gets kicked off with a quickness, so that might have something to do with it. But hairballs on the bed is just not cool at all, I'd rather step on it and wash my foot than have it in bed with me. Ick.
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IHazKittehz
04/07/09

@RoxNminral: Ugh, my older cat regularly pukes up hairballs on the bed. That, or right on top of important papers. He's got a knack for it.
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million.dollar.mouth.
04/07/09

@HarpMadness: It's a great way to start the day by awakening and steping out of bed to feel the squish of a decapitated or disembowled mouse under my foot.
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BabyJane
04/07/09

@RoxNminral: I have two rugs in my house and everything else is hardwood floors. Try and guess where the cats want to deposit the fur balls?

I should own stock in Resolve.
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Red-headed bookworm
04/07/09

@IHazKittehz: One of mine has done it twice in the last month on the couch cover. *sigh* I just bought a carpet cleaner because I was tired of trying to get spots up with just pet cleaner.
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RoxNminral
04/07/09

@BabyJane: Well of course, but your cats are just finding ways for you to prove how much you love them.

"Do you really love me? How about if I puke on the rug? Do you still love me now?"

Cats can be pretty frustrating & contrary, but they're fuzzy and cute, so they get a pass from me.
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BabyJane
04/07/09

@RoxNminral: Me too! All is forgiven when they headbutt me or when they snuggle at night. I'm a total sucker for them.
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Eleanor Ramilly
04/07/09

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He should have used a comb instead of his tongue! DUH LION.
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vamusical
04/07/09

@Shannon: But he's a LION, his mane has to flow FREELY!!!1!
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Mav
04/07/09

@Shannon: GAH YOU BEAT ME! I saw this and was like OMG KANYE... *sigh*

It's awesome when his philosophies are proved true. Soon everyone will follow the great Kanye.
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