Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Children

Okey dokey! Here we go the fuck again!!! Not content with draining my will to live via chemical burn and washcloth sandwich Candy Corn Oreos last September, Nabisco has released a new seasonal Oreo flavor for my editor to force into my mouth on camera. You've probably heard of it by now. It is the Watermelon Oreo. » 6/27/13 1:20pm 6/27/13 1:20pm

I Got Drunk on All Kinds of Celebrity Liquor So You Don't Have To

I don't really like alcohol that much. I mean, I definitely drink it—I like a wine or a cocktail (and a cocktail and a cocktail) on a Friday afternoon—but I'm not one of those people who, say, sips a fine oaky bourbon and is all, "Oh, impudent...aspirational...cryptic...NEEDS MORE LOAM." I don't give a shit. Just… » 6/17/13 3:40pm 6/17/13 3:40pm

Taste Test: I Took a Candy Corn Oreo and Put It in My Mouth

Maybe you've heard dark whispers of the Candy Corn Oreo. It's a "limited edition" seasonal Oreo only available at Target—an Oreo cookie, see, but it tastes like a candy corn. Because god knows, there's nothing the people crave more than fucking candy corn! I know my family and friends can't shut UP about how much… » 9/12/12 4:50pm 9/12/12 4:50pm