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    Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    and it's always the same pattern - she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again


    Getting bored or having one's heart broken does not consitute a pattern. They constitute ends of a spectrum. Also, getting bored doesn't usually involve getting hurt. At least in my reality.

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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    06/08/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: I picked up on that too. Just wasn't sure how to phrase it, but you said it well!
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Has Daryl Hannah met Ed Begley, Jr.?


    I'd love to see what kind of stuff they'd make together out of recycled materials.


    [planetgreen.discovery.com]

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    I love Mos Def so much. I want him to carry me around in his pocket.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    I know it's not the real deal, but really now, tabloid version Brad and Angelina need to pick a lane. Are they happy or not? It's just getting to confusing!
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Spencer and Heidi give ME an ulcer by existing. I call that torture.
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    Image of TheJacqueline ValJean TheJacqueline ValJean
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Maybe I'm alone here, but I think making someone sit in the dark for 10 hours (to 3 days-I really wouldn't trust the producer's word over Speidi's-it is reality tv, after all) for the sake of a show is pretty screwed up, even if it is Heidi and Spencer.


    "Reality TV" is sliding down a very slippery slope..

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/08/09

    @TheJacqueline ValJean: On the UK version, the "celebrities" are, among other things, put into coffins with maggots, worms and rats crawling all over them, or they compete in challenges in which they have to eat stuff like eyeballs or various insects. And the desperate Z-listers are falling over each other to get on the show - do not underestimate what they will put up with for attention.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    And people mocked me for liking Abba! Haha!
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    06/08/09

    @cuteasabutton: Remember all your make up has to fit in that one baggie too..pastes and powders are now included in the limits and you're only allowed one bag.


    Because obviously I'm going to hijack the plane by doing the pilot's eyeliner...

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/08/09

    @gherkinfiend: oooh, give him a smokey eye.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Another day another celebrity saying "OMG what is this interwebz thing I don't get it, I'm out of the loop I still don't know how to use text messaging!"

    Snore.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Daryl, honey, it's "puff, puff, pass." Okay? You gotta pass it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    I think Daryl Hannah should take Lindsay under her wing. I think spending some time in the country, milking cows and feeding the chickens would do her a lot of good.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/08/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I support that. I met her once, under weird circumstances. She was sweet as could be and batty as hell.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    I'm sorry for LiLo's meltdown, but what I really want to know: who makes her glasses? Coz I love them.


    And can her mum please come and pick her up? Lilo needs to be pampered at home w/ bowls of yummy comfort food and DVDs. Does she have any normal friends? She can come hangout at my place, I make a killer spaghetti carbonara. And maybe she lets me wear her glasses.

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/08/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I don't know that Dina's involvement would be much help, she appears to be a bit of an enabler...
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    Heidi and Spencer had to sit in the dark and eat only rice and beans! Oh the HORROR!


    [continuing a ghost story] And so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin and he said to the Heidi and Spencer "None of you really believe in me, so I'll have to prove my power." And the next morning, when they woke up, their old noses had grown back.
    [everyone screams]


    Thank you, Wednesday Addams...

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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    How the heck did Pete Doherty get a needle on to an airplane anyway?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/08/09

    @Thistledew: That's what I want to know! I'm travelling to Europe on Friday with cabin luggage only and I'm worried they're going to take away my 50ml bottle of perfume! They are pretty strict here in the UK so I have no idea how he did that.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/08/09

    @cuteasabutton: Put your pefume in a plastic baggy and everything will be fine. You can have as much containers as you can squeeze in the baggy, and 100ml is the max per container.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/08/09

    @cuteasabutton: I completely forgot to empty one of those Camelback water pack thingies before putting it into my carry-on bag, and passed through security in Switzerland without any problems...
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    06/08/09

    @Thistledew: The last time I flew I got hell for my Epipen that I need to carry for bee sting allergies. Since we were going to the south of France I thought it would be a good thing to have because breathing isn't exactly under-rated in my book. They almost took it in Chicago because I didn't have a doctor's note.


    This time we'll be in Germany and Denmark so I'm not going to bother and will take my chances.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    "Lucy in the Sky..." was supposed to be inspired by a childhood "fridge painting" by Julian Lennon. Is this a new story?
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    Image of MilointheMeadow MilointheMeadow
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
    "I haven't done any exercise since October. I haven't done a thing. So who knows how I'm holding it together." - Kate Winslet.


    I imagine Kate smirking after saying this, just to play into what tabloids think she should care about.

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    Image of MilointheMeadow MilointheMeadow
    06/08/09

    @MilointheMeadow: I don't want that to be misconstrued - I just love the idea of her saying that in a really sarcastic voice.
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