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Christian Audigier Sued By Marc Jacobs; Lindsay Poses As Jesus Christ

• Marc Jacobs is suing Christian Audigier for trademark and trade dress infringements. The company says Ed Hardy's Extra Large Quilted Jana Tote Bag, right, is too similar to its own Marc by Marc Jacobs Pretty Nylon Tote. [IPTrademarkAttorney.com]

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Lindsay Lohan: Celebrity Hoarder, Part 3

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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

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Madonna Finds A New Man, Sandra Says She's Not Winning An Oscar, And Jessica Alba Thinks Your Princess Mentality Is "Crap"

• Madonna is reportedly already moving on from Jesus Luz, "flirting outrageously" with 24-year-old model Jon Kortajarena at the premiere of A Single Man. Says a source: "She is going to invite him to some social events in New York." [DailyMail]

#messes

More Of Lindsay Lohan's "Dishelved Mind" & Home

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Lindsay Lohan: "Secret Celebrity Hoarder"

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Fire In Her Belly

[Hollywood, February 3. Image via x17.]

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Lindsay Claims She's A Hoarder; Gabourey Asks Justin To The Oscars

• In an exclusive interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan discusses her issues with her father and takes Niecy Nash on a tour of her messy house, revealing that she thinks she's a hoarder.

"Just, Like, Typical Young Hollywood": Fame-Whoring Goes Extra Meta

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Ungaro Closing Its NYC Store; Jersey Shore Stars To Hit Fashion Week?

• Lindsay Lohan's debut Ungaro collection was critically panned, and so unpopular that the brand lost its only U.S. retailers besides its own boutique. Now that boutique is calling customers to tell them the store is closing on February 27. [TheAwl]

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Solange Has "Kanye Moment" About Big Sis Beyoncé On Twitter

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Lindsay Seen With Sam; Oodles Of Oscar Nom Reactions

• Lindsay Lohan was spotted making out with a guy two weeks ago, but last night she went out with Samantha Ronson. [TMZ]

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Lindsay Does Good With Leggings; Posh's Old Modeling Pictures Surface

• For a limited time, Lindsay Lohan will donate 100% of the proceeds from her "Fame" leggings to Haiti, via Save the Children. The leggings are on sale. Is she trying to move old stock by appealing to people's charity? [People]

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Spencer Pratt Is Sick Of Being Angry All The Time

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

[Hollywood, January. Image via x17.]

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Kanye Might Be Banned From Clooney's Haiti Telethon; Heidi's Afraid To Face Her Furious Mom

• Kanye West wasn't invited to George Clooney's Haiti telethon. "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV VMAs, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate," said a producer.

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Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized

• Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

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NBC Gives Conan Hefty Severance; Lindsay Makes Out With New Man

• Don't cry for Conan O'Brien. Sources say NBC is giving him a $32.5 million severance package. In return, Conan can't host another show until September and NBC gets to keep his characters, including Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

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