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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    Yeah, I know this is just the cover but this is not very Kate Moss (of the Johnny Depp era) to me. Honestly this actually does just look like Lindsay being Lindsay. Not Mean Girls era Lindsay but current Lindsay.
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    12/05/09

    @bluebears: I mean here's Moss and Depp, it doesn't look very similar.
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    12/05/09

    @bluebears: or
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    12/05/09

    @bluebears: sorry, I can't hear you over the jawporn.
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    bluebears promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @bluebears: even when they were more grunged out Kate didn't look so harsh.
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    12/05/09

    @sayah: I love his dirty ass. ;-)
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    12/05/09

    @bluebears: Sigh, oh Johnny Depp. Seriously, the only reason I even care to look at pictures of Kate Moss is in the hope they'll throw in one of her and Johnny Depp. There are no words, Johnny, only onomatopoeic swoon-y words.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    "Lindsay Exposed"? As opposed to..?
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    1990s Kate Moss was far too slender to be able display so much breast. As Kate herself has said recently, only motherhood and age have given her a more curvaceous figure.
    I wonder if at some stage in the future, starlets will be channeling Lindsay Lohan or will she be yet another sad footnote in Hollywood history? For her all her well documented problems with drugs, at least Kate Moss seems to have pulled her life around. I hope Lindsay can eventually do the same.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    But if she were to begin channeling her own career, she'd have to dress as an eleven year old Brit. There wouldn't be nearly enough cocaine referenced in that "art piece" to hold Lindsay's interest.

    (I say this as a Lindsay supporter/apologist, by the way. Still rooting for you, Lindsay! Nassau County kids forever!)
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    Her Spiral, and How Very, Very Downward it is.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    And here I thought she was a touch overexposed. Silly me.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    This cover is weird on so many levels...weird facial expression, weird exposed boob, weird exposed crotch, weird random arm grabbing her, weird flames out of nowhere...
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    At least getting into character by doing enough coke to down a clydesdale was already on her agenda...
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    12/05/09

    @LaComtesse: Ha. Sad, but true.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Tires Of Impersonating Marilyn Monroe, Moves On To Impersonating Early 90s Kate Moss Instead
    Am I the only one on here having a soft spot for Linds?
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    hortense promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @Highsmith: No, I do, too, but she needs to just stop with the "channeling" of everyone else's career and concentrate on her own.
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    12/05/09

    @hortense: I don't think her career is what she should be putting her time and energy into now: the career will never be okay as long as she is so sick.
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    12/05/09

    @LaComtesse: This is true, too. She just needs to concentrate on herself, really.
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    12/05/09

    @hortense: Co-sign.
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    12/06/09

    @hortense: SHE IS JUST FINE.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Is Tila Tequila being on your team the entertainment celebrity equivalent f being friends with Glenn Beck?
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/05/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    As a former STI counselor, I would like to ask Tila to shut the fuck up. It's people like her that make it so hard for people like me to do their jobs. Also, it makes it hard for people really dealing with these issues to not feel like some sort of social pariah. Herpes can be sexually transmitted. But you can also get it from kissing your Granny. Skin-to-skin contact is the culprit. Which means that anybody can get it; nuns, kids, and your slutty sister, Sarah. ANYBODY. A large portion of the population is exposed to HSV I and HSV II. Even more, for some people, the symptoms lie dormant and may never appear. Which goes to show, that just because you don't have lumps on your lips or lesions on your nethers, you still may carry the virus (this means you too, Tila). For others symptoms pop up during times of stress, illness or hormonal changes. My only concern is not WHO has it, but whether or not they do what they can to take care of themselves and their partners.
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    12/05/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This is a very wonderful comment- very informative and exactly what Tila needs to be schooled on.

    Having said that, I'd hate to get herpes from kissing my Granny. It's like when you break your leg cleaning out the gutters, and have that temptation to make up some wonderful story about daring motorbiking.
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Team Roker. Give it up Speidi. People may not necessarily like Al Roker but no on actively hates him. People actively, vocally, and enthusiastically hate both of you twats. Geez, it's like you've made a career out of being hated... wait a minute... oh geez.

    I'm not telling Italian-Americans to not be offended, but honestly NOBODY thinks the mo-rons on "Jersey Shore" represent anybody except tacky fools.

    Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo of the words "Just Breathe" under her left boob.

    Well how else are you supposed to remember?!
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    12/04/09

    @mariamariamaria: I know, right? I always check under my breasts whenever I feel like there's something I'm forgetting.
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    12/04/09

    @misspell: "take out the trash," "feed the dog," and "put on deodorant" written on my bosom have helped me INCREDIBLY.
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    Image of pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal
    12/05/09

    @mariamariamaria: Is it written so that she can read it, or for some unknown multitude?
    Miss Cyrus: are you that boring that anyone that close to you needs reading material?
    What the hell *is with* your father, anyway?
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Well thank goodness. Ever since the Chris Brown/Rihanna story broke, I've been waiting with bated breath to hear Tila Tequila's opinion. As a paragon of class and virtue, it falls to her to let us know just whose shit stinks. Now that I know, I can move on with my life. So servicey, Tila!
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Obese AND Fat AND Miserable? Do you think these three things all mean the same, Jenny McCarthy? Cause they don't, and you are an idiot.

    Also, you were freaking pregnant. Totally different situation.
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    12/04/09

    @CherriSpryte: I'm an inch shorter and ten pounds heavier. I'm not pregnant. Nor am I miserable. I'm me and Jenny McCarthy is who she is- a marginalizing, close-minded, judgmental idiot who has never been funny, charming, intelligent, or plastic surgery-free (in my recent memory, anyhow).

    She's just dumb, and it almost makes me embarrassed for her.
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    12/05/09

    @CherriSpryte & @boss_lady: Why does it make her an idiot that she felt miserable at that weight? It's not like she said everyone else has to feel that way if they weighed the same, just that she can empathize with anyone who *does*.
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    CherriSpryte promoted this comment angelesque was starred angelesque was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @angelesque: She's clearly implying that all three go together. Also, the phrase "I was obese and fat" is repetitive and idiotic, unless she was making the subtle point that not all obese people are fat. I highly doubt she's that into body acceptance and the inaccuracies of BMI charts.

    Feeling miserable due to weight is ridiculous in any circumstance, but especially while pregnant. Like I said, she's an idiot.
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    12/05/09

    @CherriSpryte: weight can make you miserable if you were small and suddenly you can't paint your own toenails or do the physically challenging things you are used to doing. It can make you feel trapped inside your own skin...even if you are just pregnant and know it's temporary, it can still be a trial.
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    CherriSpryte promoted this comment PoisonPixie was starred PoisonPixie was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @PoisonPixie: weight can only make you miserable if you let it.
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    12/05/09

    @CherriSpryte: That's close enough to saying that an anorexic can just snap out of it.

    But that's not what you're saying, is it?
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    CherriSpryte promoted this comment crazy_lady was starred crazy_lady was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @crazy_lady: Anorexia is an incredibly complex mental disorder.

    Being "miserable" because you suddenly aren't flexible enough to reach your toenails over your newly-grown pregnant belly is a choice.

    The two have incredibly little to do with each other.
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    12/06/09

    @CherriSpryte: What I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill you to have some sympathy.

    Whether it's a "choice" or not.

    A woman who is pregnant, may be aware that her body will change - but those effects vary from person to person; we can't change the way we feel about our bodies.

    "Feeling miserable due to weight is ridiculous in any circumstance, but especially while pregnant. Like I said, she's an idiot."

    Are you really missing how judgemental you sound?

    Sigh.

    I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree.
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    12/06/09

    @crazy_lady: You had to bring in anorexia to try and make your point - and I sound judgemental?

    You can completely and totally change the way you feel about your body. A body is just a body, its not who you are. The sooner everyone stops having all of these harmful emotions stemming from how their bodies look and function, the better. Which is my entire point in this thing. If I did so by calling Jenny McCarthy an idiot, sobeit.

    Yes, I made a judgment call. I'm more than ok with standing by it.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
    Tila Tequila has been in public meltdown mode ever since her very brave ex-boyfriend (who is only 3 times her size, poor man) left bruises all up and down her arms.

    Victims aren't always sympathetic.
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/04/09

    @lisas: Really, truly, painfully good point.
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    Image of pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal
    12/05/09

    @A Small Turnip: Stockholm Syndrome?
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    12/05/09

    @pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: No, I don't believe so. I mean, I'm not any kind of psychologist so I claim no insight or expertise, but it doesn't seem that way to me. I think it's just Tila Tequila's behaviour betrays the uncomfortable fact that sometimes legitimate victims are also legitimate assholes in their own right. It doesn't mean that they aren't victims, and don't deserve justice for themselves. It just means that they're assholes who are given even more impetus to act out. Which unfortunately makes it harder for them to find the sympathy they so desperately need.

    I don't know. It's a big mess, isn't it?
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