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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12:54 PM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Middle aged men on the world: Do not invade the personal spaces of women you do not know. Especially German women.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12:54 PM

    @Sophie needs to study...damn:
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    12:36 PM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    "Tiger's Tails Live It Up."?

    Page Six, you are a revelation! How could I have previously overlooked the "Tiger tail" wordplay? I am disappointed in myself.
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    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11:24 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Tiger photographed ordering drink from waitress! Woods seen publicly talking to women who are not his wife!
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of emona emona
    12:01 PM

    @Jack_Burton: Tiger seen walking through nightclub, surrounded by women who are not his wife!

    Tiger seen in grocery store handing money to blonde bombshell in uniform, who is not his wife!

    Tiger seen giving car keys to gentleman in red vest, who is not his wife!

    And on and on they go. Everyone's got a story to sell... errr, tell.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment Edited by emona at 12/08/09 12:01 PM emona was starred emona was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10:39 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I can't figure out why that Taylor Swift blurb bothers me so much but it really does. Am I bitter? I don't even know.
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    Image of RupertsDrop RupertsDrop
    10:44 AM

    @Ms Meghan: Yeah, I don't like the idea of a (large) adult threatening to put their fist in a teenagers face... but that's me assuming that the bully phone caller was a teen.
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment RupertsDrop was starred RupertsDrop was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10:48 AM

    @RupertsDrop: Right? Also it's like "ooooh look at me I have a bodyguard to deal with bullies" when there are people like Lori Drew are out in the world. It seemed like a ploy to relate her more to her target audience but it just alienated her more (at least to me).
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    Image of Cairn Cairn
    11:12 AM

    @Ms Meghan: Don't teens who are picked on ALL want to have a bodyguard to protect them?
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Cairn was starred Cairn was unstarred
    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    11:17 AM

    @RupertsDrop: I just Googled it and Taylor is turning 20 next week, so I would assume that her bully was probably at least her age or maybe older. Although, of course I could be wrong, but bullies are just usually not younger than the people they pick on, right? I was lucky enough to never get seriously bullied so I don't know, maybe that does happen, but in any case I doubt it was someone under 18. It still doesn't make threatening violence to someone acceptable, but still.
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    formergr promoted this comment Nun Shall Pass was starred Nun Shall Pass was unstarred
    Image of Cairn Cairn
    11:19 AM

    @RupertsDrop: I'm fine with it. Bullies are bullies; the reason they're effective is the imbalance of power between the bully and the bullied. Any remedy to that is fine; note that the bodyguard didn't seek out the teen to threaten him (which would be wrong), but threatened him only after the teen made the first aggressive move against a potential victim.

    Also, in this situation, Swift is famous. She has a bodyguard. And some bully STILL thinks he can get away with threatening her? That's beyond casual opportunistic bullying; that's seeking out to victimize someone. That he thinks he has the ability to victimize her is a little scary in and of itself; back to the concept of power disparity, for some reason he thinks he is more powerful than a celebrity, which is cause for concern.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Cairn was starred Cairn was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11:46 AM

    @Cairn: Well yeah, but they don't. More often than not, no one looks out for teens who are bullied.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    12:12 PM

    @Nun Shall Pass: Ugh, you'd think, but as a senior, I was bullied by 2 freshman girls on my volleyball team. I still feel like a dunce for it over 10 years later (like, why couldn't I tell them to shove off? why did I even let them get to me?), but it does happen.

    And I no longer stand for anything close to bullying, so that's improvement!
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    formergr was starred formergr was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10:31 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Pee-Wee! Please come to NYC! Please!
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    Image of winner winner
    09:52 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I dreamed a dream of 50 cent
    When we were high
    this past Thanksgiving
    I dreamed despite my swift ascent
    I dreamed of 745 chrome spinning
    Then I was young and unafraid
    And money was made and gangstas was wasted
    There was no contract, gotta get paid
    No bong unbung, no honey untasted.

    I would pay for that.
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    winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09:56 AM

    @winner: But then the haters come at night.

    Their voices crunk, their beats like thunder

    As they tear your grill apart

    And fill your pimp cup with shame.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    09:50 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    In honor of Madonna and Courtney Love sharing breathing space for the same time in over a decade, I bring you my all-time favorite 7 minutes of television ever:
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Bettiespork Bettiespork
    10:30 AM

    @Tchotchke: I remember this! I loved when the makeup compact came flying out of nowhere into the frame...I hearted Courtney at that moment.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment Bettiespork was starred Bettiespork was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10:34 AM

    @Bettiespork: It was simply perfect television. The amount of comedy gold packed into 5 minutes is astounding: Courtney throwing a compact, Courtney pissing off Madonna, Madonna and Courtney sharing terse bitchery, Courtney falling off of the chair. I could watch it all day because it never gets old!
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    Image of Clare116 Clare116
    10:38 AM

    @Tchotchke: That Madonna would criticize anyone for being attention-seeking is comedy platinum.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment Clare116 was starred Clare116 was unstarred
    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    11:35 AM

    @Tchotchke:

    I love that she makes Madonna so uncomfortable.

    I could watch this and that marathon that Courtney hosted on MTV on repeat for days. She's fascinating when she's lucid, she's fascinating when she's clearly higher than a kite.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment dandelionbrowne was starred dandelionbrowne was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:41 AM

    @dandelionbrowne: I had no idea there was a Courtney marathon! She's batshit, but she's not stupid by any means. Which only makes her problems all the more unfortunate.

    Also, yeah, anyone who can effectively piss off Madonna gets a +1 in my book.
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 12/08/09 11:41 AM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    11:51 AM

    @Tchotchke:

    It was epic and deliciously off the cuff! I'll see if I can find it.

    I recently re-read her speech about the music industry from the Napster days. I've always thought she was wildly intelligent and I wonder who she would have been without the drugs. I kinda hate that she's de-evolved into spanking hot mess territory.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12:06 PM

    @Tchotchke:

    ha. I thought it was one of the funniest "interviews' ever. The look on Madonna's face is priceless.

    Remember when that awards show used to be fun and relevant?
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12:10 PM

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Another classic was Kurt asking Axel Rose to be Frances' godfather. Amazing. Plus, it was always good for a few artists accepting awards and thanking Satan. Ha.
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of BreeDMN BreeDMN
    03:32 PM

    @Tchotchke: Didn't Kurt die recently? This surely was one of his finest moments in my book.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment BreeDMN was starred BreeDMN was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    03:39 PM

    @BreeDMN: What the fuck does that mean?
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of BreeDMN BreeDMN
    03:49 PM

    @Tchotchke: My sincere apologies, I had him mixed up with another guy from MTV who passed away recently, Ken Ober.

    [www.mtv.com]
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    BreeDMN was starred BreeDMN was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09:47 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    There is genuine affection between my daughter and Clooney.

    Who calls their daughter's boyfriend by his last name? "Well, honey, I certainly hope that she invites Martinez back for Christmas. Although I wonder what happened to her ex boyfriend, Miller. I hope that he didn't end up dropping out of grad school, like that loser Green."
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10:26 AM

    @morninggloria: Yeah, that quote sounds suspiciously like what the fathers of the Playboy housepets say about Hefner.

    Of course I don't object to this relationship. I saw them together and Hef remembered her name and everything!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    09:43 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I usually try to avoid the comments over at TMZ, but today I had to laugh out loud at this one, re Tiger being checked into the hospital under the alias William Smith: 'You know you're big time when using the alias "Will Smith" is an improvement on your privacy.'
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    Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11:20 AM

    @Breamworthy: That made me laugh out loud too. Sort of like if Oprah would use the alias "Angelina Jolie".
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09:39 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Supporting orphans when you're are known for your charitable contributions is not really earth shattering. By secret family, I was imagining a second husband, different biological parents, 8 brothers and sisters all hidden in a luxurious cabin somewhere in the middle of the woods. Narnia-like.
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of eastofwest eastofwest
    10:54 AM

    @curiousgeorgiana: It's just a random coincidence that this "news" gets "broken" just a week after that nasty tell-all book comes out, right? And I don't find it skeevy that Angelina has a crew of orphans to trot out any time her public image gets a little tarnished, do you?
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    formergr promoted this comment eastofwest was starred eastofwest was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    09:37 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    If this story about Angelina Jolie is true, I wonder if it will silence her detractors, who complain that she ought to pay towards the cost of raising orphaned children within their own communities as opposed to adopting them.
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    Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    09:35 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I doubt Angelina takes a secret shit, much less supports a secret family.
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    linnyt is a walking cliché was starred linnyt is a walking cliché was unstarred
    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    09:31 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    Who's going to replace the late great Phil Hartman as capt Carl?
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    dcdulce was starred dcdulce was unstarred
    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    09:38 AM

    @dcdulce: Jon Lovitz? Billy West?
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    IndignationCoordinator was starred IndignationCoordinator was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09:45 AM

    @dcdulce: I thought about that too, and now I'm sad.
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    NellMood was starred NellMood was unstarred
    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    09:30 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    "I was with a liar. I loved a liar. I was lied to constantly."

    What? You took up with a married man and he lied to you? Imagine that!
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    DorothyZbornak was starred DorothyZbornak was unstarred
    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    09:13 AM

    In reply to Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
    I know we're supposed to "consider the source" WRT the National Enquirer (per the Angelina story), but haven't they been spot-on about a few things lately? (Not space aliens, obvi, but some of the larger stories...)
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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    09:21 AM

    @Tara Incognita: In journalism school, we learned that the National Enquirer has an accuracy rate on par with the mainstream media.
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    Tara Incognita promoted this comment ShanaElmsford was starred ShanaElmsford was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    09:26 AM

    @Tara Incognita: I always think of all the times they said Jennifer Aniston was pregnant.
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    Dodai was starred Dodai was unstarred
    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    09:30 AM

    @ShanaElmsford: Huh. I guess lately it seems like there is a whiff of a rumor from Nat Enq and then suddenly, bam!, it's huge. But as Dodai points out, their batting average may not be great. And who knows? On the stories where they are right, they may have just been guessing and got lucky.
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    Tara Incognita was starred Tara Incognita was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10:59 AM

    @ShanaElmsford: I learned that too! I also learned they use the same law firm for libel protection as the Washington Post. And that they're much more careful about just insinuating what they can't straight-out say after the Carol Burnett lawsuit.

    I also learned Carol Burnett gave all the money the Enquirer had to pay her to journalism schools around the country. Which makes me love her even more, as if that's possible.
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