Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’

During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in… » 7/09/13 9:00am 7/09/13 9:00am

Matchmaking Imp Ryan Seacrest Set Up Justin Bieber's Mom with The…

Ryan Seacrest reportedly brokered a date between Justin Bieber's mom (whose name is almost literally Patty Melt) and Bachelor host Chris Harrison. (Anyone else enjoy thinking about the phrase "Bachelor host" like a Bachelor is some sort of parasite and Chris Harrison is its host? And the Bachelor lays eggs in Chris… » 10/05/12 8:40pm 10/05/12 8:40pm

22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I… » 5/02/11 5:15pm 5/02/11 5:15pm

"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, rape jokes are back! Also, Britney is a manatee and a whale; Linda Hogan is a stripper; even Adam Sandler's 2-year-old daughter gets insulted. [W.T.F. -Ed.] Bloggers' continued… » 5/23/08 3:40pm 5/23/08 3:40pm