- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today… »
- In a business move effecting tween girls everywhere, Limited Brands (parent company of The Limited, Victoria's Secret, and Bath & Bodyworks) has sold a 67% stake of the Express brand to a private equity firm. Meaning: Middle school girls can still buy their stretch capris at both The Limited and Express, but now… »