It's "Go To Lima And Get This Sorbet Sweater Delight" O'Clock

LIMA, PERU, APRIL 28: Models wear clothes by Peru's Vela Vera at the second edition of Lima Fashion Week in Lima, Peru, Saturday, April 28, 2012. (Photo by Martin Mejia/AP) » 4/28/12 4:30pm 4/28/12 4:30pm

Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru

For a good portion of 2011, Northern Virginia was paralyzed in fear of a man who had made a habit of sneaking up behind unsuspecting shoppers in area malls and slashing their posteriors with box cutters and razors. His shenanigans continued unabated for months, until authorities identified the man as Johnny Guillen… » 12/29/11 2:20pm 12/29/11 2:20pm