Today in Tweet Beat, James Franco is trying to make everyone fall in love with him with this picture. Plus, Lily Allen gets upset about Kanye's abortion comment.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ivanka Trump shares her big news. Also, it's Friday, which means it's Turtle Time.

• Oh, Ke$ha. We live in uncertain and unsteady times. So perhaps we should thank you for being reliable, constant and steadfast in your unfailing dedication to atrocity. And for informing us that your upcoming tour will be an "assault."

• Newly ginger Khloe Kardashian has, as they say, a bun in the oven.

• Sir Elton John and David Furnish — seen here at Elton's 40th birthday party in 1987 — are now parents! A child born unto them of wigs and glitter!

• American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.

More than 250 industry insiders were turned away from a Franco appearance on the A&E program, and by "industry insiders," I'm sure they mean ladies who are totally trying to move in on your boyfriend and his sexually confusing mustache.

Jessica's announcement comes on the heels of this week's announcement that her ex-husband, professional emotion-haver Nick Lachey, is engaged to Vanessa Minillo.

• Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her father Michael Lohan while in rehab; it's the first time they've really seen or spoken to each other face to face in seven months.

Just days after suffering her second miscarriage, Lily Allen was rushed to the hospital with blood poisoning. She's responding well to treatment, and seems to be deriving strength from people's well-wishes, but still: Some good news for this gal already?

• 18-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato has quit an international tour with the Jonas Brothers and entered a treatment center.

• Tragic: Lily Allen has suffered a second miscarriage. She was six-months pregnant.

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is psyched about marrying Russell Brand, Lily Allen is having anxiety at the supermarket, and Teresa Giudice shares the family Halloween costumes, past and present.

• George Clooney is in Sudan — along with an NBC news team and Ann Curry — trying to raise awareness about the upcoming election in January.

• Gisele Bündchen's rep says the art dealer she was photographed getting cozy with is just a close, personal man-friend. [DigitalSpy]
• Bündchen celebrated 15 years of modeling by pulling another version of her favorite cover pose for Brazilian Vogue. [MadeinBrazil]

Today in Tweet Beat, Coco isn't wearing a thong on "Thong Thursday," Arsenio Hall remembers when he met Tony Curtis, and La Toya Jackson thinks of Chris Tucker as a brother.

• Giorgio Armani has dressed Lady Gaga countless times, including for the Grammy Awards, and Armani even played Gaga's "Alejandro" video at its men's show, and both artistes profit. But despite this mutual admiration society, they've never actually met. [WSJ]

At the edgiest of the fashion weeks, the serious risks come out. For better or worse.

• Dancing With The Stars premieres tonight, and Bristol Palin (seen here with dancing partner Mark Ballas) took her son, Tripp, to rehearsals over the weekend.