Lily Allen Challenges Every Female Pop Star to World's Lamest Fight

Lily Allen has released the video from her song "Sheezus" from her new album "Sheezus" and it's... not very good. What's going on with women who released catchy pop songs in the mid-2000's this week? Did they all get together in their secret bunker and collectively decide to release all their bad stuff at once? »4/23/14 6:30pm4/23/14 6:30pm

Lily Allen's 'Hard Out Here' Is Scathing Pop Culture Commentary

There's nothing subtle about Lily Allen's new video for her song "Hard Out Here," and that's what makes it so great. An effortlessly poppy tune that will please those who fell in love with her way back when "Smile" first came out, "Hard Out Here" has Allen referencing everything from the sexual double standard for… »11/12/13 2:40pm11/12/13 2:40pm

Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… »9/26/13 9:00am9/26/13 9:00am

Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in Her Adorable New Video

"Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say/Sometimes I want to slap you in your whole face." So sings Pink as the image of her husband Carey Hart hits the screen in her new video for "True Love." Their daughter Willow also appears in the clip, playing with toys and riding bikes with mom and dad. This ode to… »7/01/13 5:15pm7/01/13 5:15pm

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic

The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife »2/06/13 9:00am2/06/13 9:00am

Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say… »1/10/13 9:00am1/10/13 9:00am

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer »12/12/12 9:00am12/12/12 9:00am

Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche Nugget

Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and "boasting" about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at… »10/27/12 11:30am10/27/12 11:30am