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Taylor & Taylor Split; Kim Kardashian Sued For Calling Cookie Diet "Unhealthy"

• Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split after dating for three months. "He liked her more than she liked him," claims a source.

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Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.

• Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]

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MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents

• After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]

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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?

• Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?

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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname

• Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:

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Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail

• Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.

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Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape

• Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]

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Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled

• Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.

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Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets

• Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!

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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:

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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?

• Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa

• Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.

BET Awards: Lil Wayne Performs Inappropriate Song With Underage Girls

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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy

• Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:

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