Sarah Jessica Parker's Feet Are Busted From Years of Sex and The City Heels

The dark sides of being Carrie Bradshaw, one can easily imagine, are as long as a grocery list: contributing to the materialistic culture of Manhattan! Perpetuating unrealistic standards of romance! Not being able to go to a bar in New York (Midtown or Murray Hill especially) without women bum-rushing you! Et cetera.
Lil' Kim Calls Nicki Minaj a Stupid Ho
The Kim/Nicki feud continues! Last night on Watch What Happens, Willie Geist asked Lil' Kim what she thinks about Nicki Minaj. Kim's first answer: "Who?" Then Andy Cohen asked, "How do you feel about her song 'Stupid Hoe'?" Kim: "If you have to make a song called 'Stupid Hoe,' you must be a stupid ho." Laughter.…
Drake's Alleged Ex Files Not-So-Romantic Lawsuit
A woman claiming to be Drake's ex-girlfriend and writing partner is suing the rapper for allegedly ripping her off (and for pretending they never dated, although that's not technically a criminal offense). In a lawsuit filed yesterday, Ericka Lee claimed that she and Drake agreed to write the song "Marvin's Room"…
Celebs Honor The Anniversary Of Biggie's Death
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrate the life of The Notorious B.I.G., who passed away 14 years ago today. In other anniversary news, "Lost in Your Eyes" has been around for 22 years.
Lil Kim's Mixtape Cover Art Is Crazy On Several Levels
The artwork for Lil Kim's new mixtape, Black Friday, is an absolute masterpiece of Photoshop. In fact, the proportions are so bizarre — look at the waist as compared to the neck! — that we're not even sure the designer started with a photograph. Was Kim's head dropped on to someone else's body? Was the whole thing…
Lil' Kim's O-Face Doesn't Look Very O-Like
Three Olives vodka has hired Lil' Kim to appear in ads introducing its new flavor, Purple. It's part of the brand's new "O-Face" campaign, though that doesn't really explain why her face is frozen into a look of horror.
Lil Kim Sucks
[West Hollywood, July 11. Image via Koi Sojer/Pacific Coast News Online.]
Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged
- According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.
Cyndi Lauper And Lil' Kim Just Wanna Have Fun
[New York, July 18. Image via WENN.]
Starlets Shill For Style; Madonna To Continue As Face Of Vuitton?
- Lindsay Lohan's spoof singles video doubled as an ad for her leggings line and self-tanner. [WWD]
- And Zooey Deschanel wrote and performed a ditty about cotton — the fabric of our lives! [Videogum]
