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    Image of sensitivitycop sensitivitycop
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    first problem here - there must have been a few more real celebrities who could have made this list.

    #1 - Christina Applegate - bad outfit, yes, but more boring than any other more serious offense.

    #4 looks like her stretch pants were so tight she had an "accident"

    #10 - Divine will get you, girl!! And technically, what the hell is that anyway - a camel-toe?, a vagina?, a pudendum?, a Georgia O'Keefe forgery? or misplaced Rorschach test?
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    12/15/09

    @sensitivitycop: This is a buggaboo for me - that's a vulva (labia majora to be nitpicky - which I am). The vagina is internal - mostly. Unless we're talking prolapse - and that's the only thing that would make that MORE horrifying.
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    12/15/09

    @sybann: you're right, of course, it's just that I wasn't sure if that was real anatomy or an artificial attempt at bad art.
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    12/15/09

    @sensitivitycop: both? heee. I know what you mean. And after a scroll down I realized that the accuracy police Jezzies were on it.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I'd put #1, #2, #3, #5 and maybe #9 in the "people who tried to look good and failed" category, and the others in the "trying to be cool/edgy/avant guarde but looking the fool" category.

    Except #10 because vulva never goes out of style. And his suit is lovely.
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    Image of alwayswrite alwayswrite
    12/15/09

    I just went on iTunes to download their free Christmas album (thanks for the tip sis!) and I discovered that Chris Brown's album is the #10 spot. #10. Lots of people must be buying. I'm gonna get a drink of the alcoholic variety. Good thing I don't have work tomorrow.

    #groupthink
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    12/15/09

    @alwayswrite: ugh that is disgusting.

    #groupthink
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    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    I need Richard Lawson to construct an entire full-length play out of #10. Like, immediately.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69
    Your banter in #10 made my week.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69
    There is a lot of ridiculousness to be had here. None more so than those ruffle socks on #10. Nothing says counterculture bourgeois more than ruffle socks.
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    12/08/09

    @TransFat: Lace ruffle socks: itchy, ugly, and demeaning to the wearer. Truly a trifecta of bad fashion.

    As a 3 year old, I could make lace socks that I was wearing disappear if I was unsupervised for over 45 seconds.
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    TransFat promoted this comment NotIt was starred NotIt was unstarred
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    12/08/09

    @NotIt: You were sartorially ahead of your time my friend.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Life, And Style
    If sunlight didn't kill Bill, his ass would be out doin' this...
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/08/09

    In reply to Life, And Style
    Boyfriend's sweatshirt: free
    Kombucha: $4
    Life & Style mag: $1.99
    Going home to bed to sleep off that hangover: priceless
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    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    So...Ashlee's eyes in frame 10. What's going on there? Are they actually looking in two directions? She looks possessed.

    Also, I assume that Nicole and Penelope have probably met before - Hollywood is a small town, really. I'm sure they've already swapped Tom Cruise stories before working together, which is why they're not talking about them now. Not because women always have to talk about their exes, but you know - there's always that one really weird ex that you're dying to swap stories about.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    J. Lo just set a new level of sexy face in slide 10. Can Megan Fox rise to the challenge?
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    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    I never knew that my thumbs were freaky. Thanks, In Touch!
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    11/27/09

    @BlueMorpho: Oh wow, I had no idea that I was not the only one in the world with these freaky thumbs. I feel so validated now.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    If everyone whose kids like pirates would hook up, society would collapse because the world would turn into one giant orgie
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    I now want a calendar where each month there's a different dog reading a different tell-all book about a different celebrity. I think this is genius.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    "Carey told Shia that Keira warned her that he's a player, which enraged Shia, because he's really genuine. "

    Shia, you'll always be a damaged norseman mascot to me, and I tend to doubt the veracity of tabloid anecdotes, but most "genuine" people don't get "enraged" when someone calls them "a player".
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    Image of f_t_e f_t_e
    11/25/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
    I wish someone would 'ruin' Christmas for me by taking me to Vietnam.

    Also, I am impressed that In Touch didn't go ahead and put REMEMBER WHEN HEATH LEDGER DIED? under Michelle Williams face.
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