Levi Johnston: Latest "Reluctant Celebrity" To Hire Full-Time PublicistSadie Stein5/26/09 6:20pm53EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissBlock for jezebelHideThis weekend's Times asked, "What is Levi Johnston after?" The Kato? The Monica? The Octomom? A full-time career trashing the Palins? We've laid out a few of his options, after the jump!