The Jolie-Pitts may look happy on the cover of German Life & Style, but don't be fooled — Brad stormed out of the house so quickly this morning, he forgot the rest of poor Maddox's body.
Between Jen and Brad's sexting, multiple Jolie-Pitts who never materialized, and the Obamas' baby, this was an exciting year in the tabloids. Too bad those stories were totally fake! Let's take a look back at all "news" that never was.
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to piece together actual news from the celebrity tabloids. This week, most covers featured Rihanna and Chris Brown's reported reunion, with Star claiming that they got married.
Welcome to the final Midweek Madness of the year, in which the tabloids inform us that we're all overweight Americans.
This Christmas Eve, we bring you tidings of Midweek Madness.
It's Midweek Madness time, and this week, most of the covers focus on Brad and Angie: Their made up summer wedding, holiday plans with the kids, and feud with Jennifer Aniston.