This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston's Adopted Mexican Kid Arrives…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. Today, Pax Jolie-Pitt has a BlackBerry, Christina Aguilera is a lush, and Jennifer Aniston is adopting a child from a Mexican orphanage. We're betting she'll name her "Margarita"! » 1/26/11 2:15pm 1/26/11 2:15pm

This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, Justin Timberlake continues to text Olivia Munn; Taylor Swift's been stabbed in the heart, figuratively; and Katie Holmes has become a glassy-eyed junkie. » 1/19/11 3:54pm 1/19/11 3:54pm

This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Got Married & We All Missed It

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I celebrate the new year by marveling at the fact that Angelina and Brad got married on a beach in the Indian Ocean and kept it a secret. » 12/29/10 1:30pm 12/29/10 1:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Heidi Montag Shows Us Her Scars

Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in! » 12/22/10 2:25pm 12/22/10 2:25pm

This Week In Tabloids: The Kreepy, Krazy-Eyed Kardashian Khristmas Kard

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I brave the blustery wilds of the celebrity tabloids in search of cozy gossip. This week, we are forever changed by the unholy spectacle that is the "official" Kardashian Christmas portrait. » 12/15/10 2:10pm 12/15/10 2:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: Britney & Boyfriend Stage Photo Op In Mexico

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today we learned that Kate Middleton will always have to walk a step behind Prince William, that Britney staged a photo op while on vacation in Mexico, and that Jennifer Aniston still loves whatshisname. » 12/08/10 3:00pm 12/08/10 3:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Boyfriend Beats Her

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I fall down the celebrity tabloid rabbit hole. This week we learned about Lindsay's reality show, Taylor & Jake's true romance, and Britney's domestic violence and abortion news. » 12/01/10 2:00pm 12/01/10 2:00pm

Which Shitty Tabloid Should You Waste Money On This Holiday?

Welcome to a Very Special Episode of Midweek Madness, in which we have very little patience for crappy, recycled gossip and really just want to sleep late and eat sweet potato pie. » 11/24/10 2:20pm 11/24/10 2:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Eva Longoria's Husband Has Text Affair

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding. » 11/17/10 2:05pm 11/17/10 2:05pm

This Week In Tabloids: John Mayer's White Supremacist Dick Strikes Again

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I make the weekly tabloids turn their head and cough. Today, John Mayer has a "sizzling" hookup with a Food Network star, Pink is pregnant and Kendra needs a shrink. » 11/10/10 2:20pm 11/10/10 2:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Justin Timberlake & Olivia Munn's "Amazing Sex"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn. » 10/27/10 1:45pm 10/27/10 1:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is A Pregnant Former Cokehead

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for pearls of truth in oceans of magazines. This week, Angelina Jolie's former drug dealer gets a moment in the spotlight, J-Woww gets a makeunder and Obama gets old. » 10/20/10 2:45pm 10/20/10 2:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: The Jolie-Pitt Kids Swear, Drink & Drive

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I bask in sunny rays of gossip. This week: The Jolie-Pitt kids curse in French; Katie wanders Prague saddened by Scientology; Jennifer Grey is awesome; Rachel Zoe is pregnant. » 10/13/10 2:00pm 10/13/10 2:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Michael Douglas Deathwatch & Betty Draper's Old…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I pick through the trash of the weekly tabloids, trying to find good scraps of gossip. This week: Death, nose jobs, bullying, free furniture, Hollywood Hobos and a pink pussycat. » 10/06/10 2:30pm 10/06/10 2:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Travolta Caught In "Lewd Sex Acts" With Men

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup! Today we learn about John Travolta's (literally) steamy gay sex; how Jennifer Aniston's been "sport fucking" some dude; and the alleged size of The Situation's penis. (Small.) » 9/29/10 1:45pm 9/29/10 1:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Ashton Cheats On Demi (Again)

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I go on a tabloid-only diet! Today, Ashton's accused of cheating on Demi (again); Snooki talks about her anorexia and body image troubles; and Angelina is ruining her kids' lives. » 9/15/10 2:02pm 9/15/10 2:02pm

This Week In Tabloids: Brad Cheats On Angie With Flight Attendant

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our weekly collection of tabloid trash. Today we learn Brad joined the Mile High Club with a French model, Snooki is having a lesbian fling, and The Situation is gunning to be Sarah Palin's son-in-law. » 9/08/10 3:00pm 9/08/10 3:00pm