Ugh, Michael Lohan is probably the creepiest person alive. And that "tell tale" welt on Lindsay looks exactly like the "tell tale" burn I got on my arm one time taking a cake out of the oven. #nicolejoelmarried
@Snowbunny: And being slumped over in the backseat? Maybe she just didn't feel like another photo op. Sheesh. Give the poor girl a break. #nicolejoelmarried
@JLady: That's what I thought on that. She was holding her phone. It looked to me like she was using her phone but didn't want her picture taken. #nicolejoelmarried
A Gosselin-free issue? That's an excellent start! Now I would like all the tabloids to feature a Jennifer Aniston Is A Sad Sad Single Lady Who Needs a Man and a Baby UP in This Uterus-free issue, an Octomom-free issue, a Kardashian-free issue, and a How I Lost the Weight With Trainers, Water, and Uppers-free issue. #nicolejoelmarried
@Eleanor Ramilly: Or at the very least, don't put them back down once you've licked them.
Why am I fronting? I'd probably eat chocolate that a stranger had licked. #nicolejoelmarried
I love how Michael Lohan puts "successfully" in quotations when detailing his alleged ability to help people. He's doing it so we don't have to! #nicolejoelmarried
Carrie gets mad at Big for hitting on Penelope Cruz? How can anyone not hit on Penelope Cruz? I'm pretty sure I'm hitting on Penelope Cruz right now. #nicolejoelmarried
I try never to comment on these things, because the camera frequently lies (lighting, angle etc), BUT, I have been seeing a lot of Clooney pictures lately where he definitely looks different. And then that quote about seeing himself on the screen recently and realizing he's an "old guy" (bullshit, incidently. 70 is old).
So, if it's true about the surgery, it's sad that the machine finally got to him; I thought he was more secure that that. And on a personal note - wtf, George? You fucked with your gorgeous come-to-bed eyes? Bad move, dude. Bad. #nicolejoelmarried
1. Am I crazy or is 2 years not exactly a long amount of time? Perhaps if they had been dating for five years I could understand any concern about him not "putting a ring on it." Two, not so much.
2. And of course she lost her butt. In the before picture she is facing away from the camera and in the after picture, she is at a 3/4 angle, facing the camera. My ass also disappears when I turn around! #nicolejoelmarried
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Full disclosure: Most of my relatives have dated for many years before marriage. I even have one cousin who dated her husband for 18 years before they got married. I think (for myself) I wouldn't want to think about marriage until I had been dating someone for at least four years. So, I guess that is why I don't think two years is a particularly long time (not to say that I think it is a short amount of time). Not really responding to anybody in particular, but I'd thought I should just let you know where I am coming from. :) #nicolejoelmarried
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think one big issue is if you want to have kids and care if you're married first.
A few years ago a relative got engaged after only 6 months, which I thought was insane. So I did a mini-survey of friends' parents (I was too young for married friends) and found out a lot of the still married ones had gotten engaged quickly and a lot of the divorced ones had dated for years. While 6 months would still raise my eyebrows, I don't think how long people date really predicts whether they'll stay together. The relative who got engaged after 6 months is still happily married. #nicolejoelmarried
Sharon, my mind is telling me to scold you stooping to Karl's level but my heart is saying " FUCK YEAH!!!! IN YOUR FACE KARL!" too loud for me to hear anything else. #nicolejoelmarried
"Here's Sharon Osbourne on Karl Lagerfeld, who recently said "No one wants to see curvy women." She says: "I have a really good plastic surgeon that could help him out with his face. My god he's ugly." #nicolejoelmarried
I like that you can compare a picture of someone from the back to a picture of someone from the front and declare that their butt has REALLY gotten smaller since the picture from the back was taken. #nicolejoelmarried
@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Breaking news! Jessica turned slightly to the left and now her butt is gone! GONE I TELL YOU! What will Justin say? Is this Britney's butt's big chance? #nicolejoelmarried
Wow, Lamar Odom is an idiot. That's a lot to shill out to get divorced plus he has kids. Damn. Couldn't his lawyer have come up with a better pre-nup? It's not like Khloe is poor. She doesn't need all that money. Yeesh. #nicolejoelmarried
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Why am I fronting? I'd probably eat chocolate that a stranger had licked. #nicolejoelmarried
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Also, I'm suddenly starting to like Taylor Swift. #nicolejoelmarried
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So, if it's true about the surgery, it's sad that the machine finally got to him; I thought he was more secure that that. And on a personal note - wtf, George? You fucked with your gorgeous come-to-bed eyes? Bad move, dude. Bad. #nicolejoelmarried
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1. Am I crazy or is 2 years not exactly a long amount of time? Perhaps if they had been dating for five years I could understand any concern about him not "putting a ring on it." Two, not so much.
2. And of course she lost her butt. In the before picture she is facing away from the camera and in the after picture, she is at a 3/4 angle, facing the camera. My ass also disappears when I turn around! #nicolejoelmarried
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A few years ago a relative got engaged after only 6 months, which I thought was insane. So I did a mini-survey of friends' parents (I was too young for married friends) and found out a lot of the still married ones had gotten engaged quickly and a lot of the divorced ones had dated for years. While 6 months would still raise my eyebrows, I don't think how long people date really predicts whether they'll stay together. The relative who got engaged after 6 months is still happily married. #nicolejoelmarried
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I love Sharon Osbourne.
"Here's Sharon Osbourne on Karl Lagerfeld, who recently said "No one wants to see curvy women." She says: "I have a really good plastic surgeon that could help him out with his face. My god he's ugly." #nicolejoelmarried
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Um, is that the 'sweet moment that made them cry'? #nicolejoelmarried
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