• After Tweeting about retiring from acting, the beauty of black men and various existential crises, Amanda Bynes has deleted her Twitter account. Sniffle.

[Paris, June 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Sarah Palin can't quite grasp that the word is not "nucular," an Easter bunny gets attacked, and Liam Neeson gives Justin Bieber the finger on live TV.

Chloe, which opens today, starts as a sexy psychological drama, but devolves into a "Canadian lesbian version of Fatal Attraction." It's titillating, but ultimately the film "can't be recommended even to people who just want to see Amanda Seyfried naked."

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not splitting up. According to sources. [TMZ, People, NYDN]
• Sources also say when Brad and Angelina had dinner in NY earlier this month, they drank a lot of wine. Then Brad told Angie:

Critics loved Ponyo, Hayao Miyazaki's latest film, and said its fantastical images, total lack of CGI, and unconventional female lead (described as a mix of Ralph Wiggum and the Tasmanian Devil) make it this summer's best animated film.

• Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:

We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung—about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.

• Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:

• When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.

• Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:

• Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.

• El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.

• Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [E!]

• In case you hadn't noticed, a new Lindsay Lohan feeding frenzy has begun.

• Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]

• Fox News sources are now saying that actress Natasha Richardson is being transported to NYC before she is taken off life support. She was hospitalized in Montreal for an injury suffered while skiing. [Fox News]

Natasha Richardson, daughter of Vanessa Redgrave, sister of Joely Richardson, wife of Liam Neeson, has reportedly died* (update after the jump) following an injury suffered in a skiing accident in Montreal. [Time Out New York]

• Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]

• Britney is so freaked out about her world tour, she's been having panic attacks. A source says: