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    Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"

    Levi Johnston Threatens To "Destroy" Sarah Palin

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Levi in NYC? Did anyone else think of Midnight Cowboy?

    (Land of the) Midnight (Sun) Cowboy? #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    The more this shit-for-brains babbles, the more I like Sarah Palin. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I'm looking for a man who knows how to use a condom, so I guess Levi's out.
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    Image of History Major History Major
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I'm sorry but I can't jump down this guys throat. Palin thrust a teenage father into the spotlight and tried to exploit him, his girlfriend, and their child. He gets a chance to bask in the ambiance of pop culture too, if only to continue to be a thorn in her delusional side. Lots of young adults are on TV who could be doing better things. Think 99% of the people who appear on MTV. He's a guy who seems to have some silly views but most teens do. My 19 year old self thought being a closeted gay man and a christian was the best thing for me, at 21 I am OPENLY AND PROUDLY GAY and an atheist. I say this to say that he's a teen thrust into the spotlight and doing the best he can. In the real world every teen isn't a Taylor Swift or a Keke Palmer, there are some like GASP Levi Johnston lol #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I like the kid. He's not really meant to be taken seriously, he doesn't take himself seriously, and his mere existence is a thorn in the Palins' side. I think it's karmic payback that he's doing all this Playgirl stuff and I find it hilarious. His partnership with Kathy Griffin sealed it for me (and caused me to find her funny for the first time). He KNOWS his fame is a joke, and he's in on it.

    So, ok, he said something dumb about his "type." I can't imagine finding him a threat, it's just not possible. The camp factor here is off the charts.

    I may just buy my first ever issue of Playgirl. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    @bananaballs: Same here, much like Kim Zolciak he knows his fame is a joke and one that he's in on. In a world where Health Care Reform only passes by stripping womens reproductive rights, we all need people like him to laugh at otherwise WE GO INSANE! #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Ohh...good luck finding a funny, smart woman who's not opinionated. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    @madeofawesome: Exactly what I was thinking.
    Of course, his standard of "smart" might not be as high as most of us would expect. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    @madeofawesome: I guess I think "having opinions" and "being opinionated" are two different things. In my book, "being opinionated" usually means extra bitchy. Then again, I've got a pretty strong opinion about the whole thing.... ;) #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    I think this may be code for "pretty, funny, and dumb." #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/10/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: So, mirror image of himself, then? #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Freud said so! #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Is this one of those "Pick Two" situations?

    Good luck with your search buddy. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Smart by his standards or by most else's? He's a self-proclaimed redneck and a high school drop out. Smart by his standards is probably someone who doesn't move her lips when she reads #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Mindless drones only, female humans need not apply. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, creator of Designing Women: "When I was growing up, if we were eating dinner and someone asked you a question and you said you didn't have an opinion about something, you were sent to your room." (not an exact quote, but you get the idea) #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of Woesong Woesong
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    In the so-called minds of the teabaggers twits, we must remember, it's perfectly reasonable to imagine a joint session of Congress convening in 2013 on the topic "WHY IS THEY NO `IN GOD WE TRUST' ON CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS 'SUP WITH THAT??!!!" which is late starting because the President of the US is on the phone with the lawyers about the latest gossip spread by the unemployed wastrel attention-whore who knocked up her daughter. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    well levi, i want a pony. we don't always get what we want. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    Sarah Palin may be Levi's only experience with an "opinionated" woman. If that's the case, I can't blame him for thinking he wants the opposite. He's just a teenager. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    @Kivrin: I don't know, I think that's selling him a little short. He may be a teenager, but he doesn't live in a bubble controlled by Sarah Palin. He might mean he wants someone unlike her, but then he should be more clear than he is.

    He's old enough to know how to verbalize clearly and not rely on sweeping statements. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants A Woman Who's "Smart, Funny, Not Opinionated"
    You know, I can't imagine many smart, funny, not opinionated women being attracted to Levi Johnston. #levijohnstontheinsider
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    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: I can't really imagine a smart, funny woman who isn't opinionated
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    11/10/09

    @DrWorm: Truly an oxymoron. #levijohnstontheinsider
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