Get ready for more Palins, Arizona! Rumor has it that the rest of the Palin family plans to follow Bristol when she settles into the house she just purchased in Arizona. That is, if Levi Johnston okays the move.

Bristol Palin is reportedly happy for the father of her child, and then twirled and spun and shimmied away in a furiously awkward dance that could only be her way of expressing her sadness, anger, and regret.

Playgirl model and Wasilla, Alaska mayoral candidate is running on a platform which focuses on "better schools, less crime and more jobs for citizens of Wasilla and neighboring Palmer." First he has to get his high school diploma, though.

• A spokesperson for Russell Brand and Katy Perry called the newlyweds "Mr. and Mrs. Brand." It all feels so different now.

The ladies on the panel take pride in their election coverage and serious interviews with political candidates. So they were immediately put off when Wasilla mayoral candidate Levi Johnston tried to evade the first question by giving them flowers.

Brace yourself for Levi Johnston's tour de force performance in Brittani Senser's music video "After Hours," which reportedly ended his engagement to Bristol. But Levi's so good at making out while shirtless, it should be captured on film!

• In the October issue of Vogue, Carey Mulligan says, "I want to be in Glee, but I'm told I'm not famous enough to be a cameo."

Public Policy Polling found 72% of Alaskans dislike Levi Johnston, while only 6% view him positively. Levi is the most unpopular person the group has ever polled in any state, a record formerly held by John Edwards in North Carolina.

• Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle — who just married on July 30 — were busted for possession of a controlled substance (mary jane) last night.

• A "friend" claims Paris Hilton asked to use the bathroom before her drug arrest because she was trying to stash cocaine in her vagina and, "She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest."

Levi Johnston has taken back his apology to Sarah Palin. But he's clearly learned a lot from them, as he claims being the mayor of Wasilla isn't "about qualifications."

Hot on the heels of her appearances as abstinence advocate and US Weekly cover girl, Bristol Palin will apparently appear on Dancing With the Stars. What is her media strategy anyway?

• Liam Hemsworth has confirmed that he and Miley Cyrus have broken up after dating for a year.

• Levi Johnston is not ready to let his 15 minutes go quite yet. The famous father has filed papers to run for office next year in Wasilla. A spokesman says Johnston is interested in running for mayor or city council.

• Footage of Mariah Carey performing on Saturday in São Paulo, Brazil has set off a new round of speculation on the state of her uterus.

Who would you bet is more likely to graduate from college? The yet-to-be born children of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky or Tripp Palin, the child already born to Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, who became pregnant at 17?

Entertainment Tonight got an exclusive interview with Levi Johnston on the set of the video shoot that was the cause of his (second) breakup with Bristol Palin, since the video features a Sarah Palin character.

TMZ says the music video that "doomed" Brevi's engagement depicts a mom showing Levi "a mysterious manila envelope" and threatening to reveal its contents to everyone unless he leaves her daughter. At this point, what secrets could Levi possibly have?

In a disturbing story of art imitating life imitating nightmare, Levi Johnston's reality show will feature him running for mayor of Wasilla — just like Sarah Palin.

• In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.