It's 3 a.m., And I Could Use A Tampon Or At Least A Beer

Greetings from London. I am sitting in a pub in the financial district nursing a hangover with the absolute worst cheeseburger I have ever fucking eaten. And I lived in China as a kid and we ate water buffalo burgers there, true story. You know how they say the "bad British food" thing is a misnomer? It is not. I have… » 6/16/08 9:20am 6/16/08 9:20am