Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy explosive device?
Lil Kim looks nothing like she used to. Remember? She was so cute. And now she looks like a cartoon. I'm not trying to be judgy, I'm just expressing a bit of sadness that anyone feels the need to re-do themselves like that. And on a lighter note, Joss Stone! Where have you been!! Sight for sore eyes, that one. Dayum. #mtveuropemusicawards
@clockwise is a asexual vampire: I'm 23 and I only know because my 12 year old step-sister watches iCarly a lot. It's a particularly watered down version of the "HAHA IT'S RANDOM!" humor that Nick was pushing with All That in the 90s with an actual plot about a webshow thrown in for good measure. It's what would happen if you put Hannah Montana and All That in a blender and pushed puree. #mtveuropemusicawards
@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Is it terrible that I'm 27 and very familiar with Ms. Cosgrove's work without having a Nickelodeon-aged child in my life? I just think she's adorable - and she always looks young and appropriate, instead like some Slutty McNuggets. #mtveuropemusicawards
Did the Hoff think he was going to an MJ tribute with that sequined blazer/tie combo? I mean, I'm not judging since I will buy ANYTHING that is sequined/bedazzled/sparkly, I'm just saying. #mtveuropemusicawards
Sting I love you man, but of late you sound like a freakin nutso. I'm with you on the global warming thing, but depression is highest in deep winter dude. I still love you, but think of the polar bears instead. #jongosselin
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Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob.
Love,
Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards
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B, Katy Perry, and Joss Stone are all stunning. #mtveuropemusicawards
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I don't know Miranda Cosgrove, but for a second I thought she was Nina Hagen's daughter, Cosma Shiva. #mtveuropemusicawards
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It is incredibly important that it be ON MY BODY right now. #mtveuropemusicawards
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Bears.
Someone get Colbert on the phone, it's time for a Threat Down. #jongosselin
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