Joey Tries to Play with Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms

Take a peek into this secret garden of exotic animals, and then try to deny yourself that pet kangaroo you've always wanted. This joey really wants to play with the lemurs, it's just that they're so high up and the joey's arms are maddeningly short. It's like a metaphor for how our wildest dreams are always just out… » 8/29/12 11:15pm 8/29/12 11:15pm

Deer Lovingly Bathes a Lemur with Saliva and Friendship

Deers and lemurs love each other, or at least this deer and this lemur love each other. Either that or they met on craigslist after the deer posted the following ad: "Looking to lick a lemur. No recip. necessary. Just want to lick a lemur. With my tongue. I'm in decent shape, so I expected my lemur of choice to be… » 8/22/12 9:45pm 8/22/12 9:45pm