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Tue Dec 8
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Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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At first I thought they were all holiday related, but the latest one talked about planting amaryllis bulbs.
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Although it does seem a little odd that his house is so close to the fence that the cow can actually get to it through a fence.
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Sorry.
I love the name of the officer who contacted the owner of the cows:
Deputy FUNK. I want him to look like Bootsy Collins.
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OBEY
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