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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    05:50 PM

    In reply to Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
    I really never thought that when I had kids, one of the things I would need to teach them is the dangers of sharing nude pictures.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    05:44 PM

    In reply to Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
    My farts tend to sound like an elephant. I realized this a couple of weeks ago and seriously got a mad case of the giggles in bed at like midnight. I felt like I was 8 years old. And it felt great!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:52 PM

    @sassyredhead: The ability to fart mightily and well is a great thing. Honor it for what it is.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    05:42 PM

    In reply to Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
    Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
    Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
    Flick: You're full of it!
    Schwartz: Oh yeah?
    Flick: Yeah!
    Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
    Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
    Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
    Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    05:39 PM

    In reply to Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
    The exact same post is on the Washington, DC missed connections. No clue whether the original was a fake (angling for Best of Craigslist, perhaps?) or we have a copycat on our hands.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:41 PM

    @special_boots: Or a lady who likes Trader Joe's bread, travels a bit, and has heinous gas.
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    05:48 PM

    @badmutha: Ooh, good call. In that case, her admirers are pretty unimaginative.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:39 PM

    In reply to Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
    "Fart like a Clydesdale?" That is hilarious! She should go out with him.
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    Image of lostinmybox lostinmybox
    05:45 PM

    @badmutha: I know its so good! I'm eagerly waiting the next time a friend lets one rip so I can use this awesome line.
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    HOORAY for ordained gay Episcopalians. My grampa is one. He's awesome.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    "Obey...listen to what we say! Or we'll stone you just like the Bible tells us to in Deuteronomy 21!
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Oddly enough, related to the Martha Stewart news - there's Martha Stewart tips printed inside the wrapper of the Dove Caramels my mom sent me for Christmas.

    At first I thought they were all holiday related, but the latest one talked about planting amaryllis bulbs.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Well, that guy will probably win his claim for cow-caused damage, considering it's often strict liability. And I thought my tort professor's random livestock-related-tort fixation would never pay off.
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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    12/07/09

    @shoroko: I'm surprised the neighbor would fight it. If my pet licks the paint off my neighbor's house, I'm going to be proactive and just offer to pay. What kind of world do we live in?

    Although it does seem a little odd that his house is so close to the fence that the cow can actually get to it through a fence.
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    12/07/09

    @RedLantern: Well, according to the article the cow's owner says he'll "take care of it," so he's probably just going to pay the $100. Regardless of how some kind of case would turn out, you'd really have to be sticking to some weird principles to not just pay, considering attorneys' fees would definitely amount to more than that.
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    Image of Topsyjane Topsyjane
    12/07/09

    @shoroko: Maybe he's planning to mooooove?
    Sorry.
    I love the name of the officer who contacted the owner of the cows:
    Deputy FUNK. I want him to look like Bootsy Collins.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Sarah Palin-- inspirational parenting 101.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/07/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Screw 'I love you and what I want most in the world is for you to be okay'!
    OBEY
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    The chimp was being treated for Lyme disease. Lyme can actually cause rage symptoms in some people. I can't help but wonder if his illness had something to do with him attacking the woman, whether it be rage from the Lyme, or a response to feeling sick from the Lyme or the antibiotics.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    B-b-b-b-but I thought Sarah Palin was a 'rogue'?? A 'maverick'? A 'pit bull' who didn't play by the rules?? Who was, dare I say it, disobedient??
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    Something about The Home's Tastiness being A Mystery made me think of Homer Simpson. Maybe anything featuring the word Tasty reminds me of Homer, I don't know, but I can just see that cow doing Homers little "Ooo!" of delight once it tasted the house and found it delicious.
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    Edited by Aesop's Foibles. YES. at 12/07/09 5:57 PM Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    I claimed a bad hair day due to cowlicks to my insurance company and they wouldn't cover it either!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/07/09

    In reply to Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
    That was the best thing she could think of to say to her kids?
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    @Raederle: My mother recently gave me a whole bottle of mustard oil that someone in line ahead of her at the checkpoint realized they couldn't bring on the plane with them. I still need recipes.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/07/09

    @hortense: Take away blind obedience, and she's got the big doughnut where parenting skills are concerned!
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