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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Tonight's Leftovers elicited 4 "gross!"and 3 "ewwww!". #sex
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    You know what Jesus would never, ever do? Torment innocent children. #sex
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School

    When I hear "Sidwell Friends School" I end up having this weird conflation of Stan Sitwell and the Milford School, and I start picturing Malia and Sasha learning how to sneak around covertly like Buster.

    (I make this Arrested Development reference to distract myself from the rage. Who the fuck protests a couple of elementary school kids? What do they anticipate getting out of that?)
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    @Dodgergirl: You can always tell a Milford man... #sex
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Even if Daw Aung San Suu Kyi is released before the elections, she's forbidden from running for or holding office, due to a line in the Constitution that forbids people who have children with foreign nationals from holding public office. Her husband is British. And yes, that line is in there specifically to exclude her.
    Go junta!
    Or not. #sex
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Oh my god I thought that said "research on rabbi penises" #sex
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/09/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Donate those foreskins! #sex
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/09/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: I originally thought it said "rabid penises." My vagina cringed. #sex
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    As much as I hate the FDLS lifestyle, they're not freakin' zoo animals. This tour is bullshit. It's like a Brazilian favela tour - oooh, let's go look at how sad and weird people are! You should tour historical sites and famous cities, not peoples' lives. Especially when those people don't have any say in the matter. #sex
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    The link from the last story about Sidwell Friends School leads back to the Burma link. #sex
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    "The day-long event raised money for breast cancer research while breaking the world record for largest bikini parade."

    That made me smile. #sex
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    What America needs now is more ways to fix a broken dick.

    And somehow, that seems even more apropos from the opposite point of view now that I read that last gem about about Westboro Baptist protesting at Sidwell.

    Really, America. #sex
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    The Westboto Baptist fools came to Rutgers last month and protested a Jewish student center and the University in general, displaying such intellectual signs as "Fag University". I really thought it would descend into chaos with all the different counter-protest groups there, but the students turned their backs on the Westboro group and had a very peaceful, positive, pro-Rutgers protest instead. I was actually really proud of my alma mater for being able to do that and not buy into the hate. #sex
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/09/09

    @TheExperience: What? Why Rutgers? (I'm an alum so I'm curious!) #sex
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    11/09/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: It was an anti-NJ tour (I'm serious, you can look it up in news sources or on the group's web site), and they specifically targeted Rutgers Hillel. They also protested a few area high schools and at least one other Jewish group. #sex
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    In a related story, Stupak is proposing an amendment banning women from purchasing lube if they're on government insurance, as the government does not want women enjoying sex and getting ideas. #sex
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    11/09/09

    @lalaland13: Oh, and don't forget that if women can get lube off insurance, they'll start buying gallons of the stuff and our entire country will collapse around our ears.

    Best to leave them in the kitchen, methinks. #sex
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    Image of ATull ATull
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Women parading around in bikinis only raises awareness of women parading around in bikinis. #sex
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/09/09

    @ATull: While in the real world that's true, PETA would argue with you. #sex
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    This leftovers (and I mean this with all respect to the editors - after all, you cannot control the news! And if you can, I do not want to cross you! Carry on! And did you need any pillows fluffed? Or tea?) makes me want to projectile vomit with hatred. Boo, world. #sex
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Are we sure the "don't speak to women days" tradition at St. Paul's is entirely a bad thing? If I met those guys, I'd be happy if they kept their sexist asshat mouths shut.

    Also, I could insult them and ask them things like if they'll suffer brain damage when I kick them in the nuts, and they couldn't say anything! It's Don't Speak to Women Day! #sex
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    Image of SqueakyGasket SqueakyGasket
    11/09/09

    @wtfox?!: No kidding. Any excuse I got to not have to hear them carp would be welcome. #sex
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    11/09/09

    @wtfox?!: At my old school the boys in my house decided to have a competition to see who could go for the longest without speaking to one of the girls. It was the most peaceful forty-five minutes I ever had (one of them asked me to pass the peanut butter and it all went to pot, damnit!) #sex
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    I am convinced that there is a very hot circle of Hell reserved especially for members of the Westboro Baptist Church. #sex
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm wondering where Dante would put them. He might need an entirely new circle, somewhere underneath Satan's asshole. #sex
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Little do those intolerant, hatred-filled morons realize they already booked their tickets on the one way Hell express. Going dowwwwn! #sex
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