All These Eric Garner Protests Are Really Bumming Out LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes, a sad and spangled cowboy boot that's been left in the back of your closet since 1997, was super bummed out by the Eric Garner protests that disrupted her performance during NBC's Christmas in Rockefeller on Wednesday. The lonely boot tweeted, "Wow, riots are sad tonight coming out of a joyous place.…
LeAnn Rimes Jokes That She Raped Her First Boyfriend
Apparently LeAnn Rimes is catching some heat/getting some backlash/throwing herself over the line into terrible for making a joke about rape on In Bed with Joan, an interview series with Joan Rivers.
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had…
DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All
There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that…
The $296,133 Christmas: A Financial Tally of Celebrity Gift Guides
In the business of taste-making, holiday gift guides provide an important moment for celebrities with lifestyle brands to communicate their style. But given that celebrities tend to be super rich, are they really the best people to turn to when it comes to shopping lists? How in tune are they with their target demos?…
'Honoring MLK's Dream,' Starring LeAnn Rimes
So, um… this picture with the caption "Honoring MLK's Dream" is on Us Weekly's website right now. UPDATE: It's been taken down. We've got a bigger version of the screen shot below!
Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding
Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists…
Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating a Dirty Peasant Hamburger One Time
As we all know, the Aniston in her natural habitat subsists solely on free-range dandelion fluff soaked in gillywater. But on one occasion, Aniston recently confessed in an emotional interview, she and lover Justin Theroux road-tripped upriver into the dark kingdom of Mayor McCheese where—the horror, etc.—she was…
Uh, Angelina Jolie Skipped Her Aunt's Funeral For Brad Pitt's Premiere
For the first time since revealing her preventative double mastectomy to The New York Times, Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet with Maddox, Pax, and her really obscure commonlaw partner Brad Pitt at the premiere of his film World War Z, which I keep confusing with Z For Zachariah because because. She told the press:…
Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback
It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…
Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…
Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure
So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design…
Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis
The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for…
