Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis
Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY…
Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts from Britney Spears
Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a hysterical, emotionally dysfunctional Britney Spears. I don't know if they're actually from Britney or not, and I…
Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume
Tube Tops and Power Suits at the Elle Women in Hollywood Party
Last night, Elle hosted its 20th annual Women in Hollywood Celebration, an event that does the very important and necessary job of celebrating women in Hollywood (as you could likely infer from the evening's title). Many amazing, smart, talented, and inspiring women were in attendance; looking through the guest list…
Miley's Album Release Party Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
I know we're all sick of Miley Cyrus, but we need to talk about her album release party. Mostly because a photo of a "general view of the atmosphere" shows a dilapidated bear pinata dangling desolately between two large balloons that spell out "F U."
Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So
A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but…
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.

