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Taylor Swift 'Shake It Off' Lawsuit Dismissal Includes Dad Jokes and Footnotes on Memes

An oldish R&B-singing troll named Jesse Braham (who, confusingly, goes by the stage name “Jesse Graham” and is also named in this lawsuit dismissal as JESSIE BRAHAM, PLAINTIFF) recently attempted, successfully, to get himself some extra publicity by suing Taylor Swift for $42 million. Judge Gail Standish of the US…

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Jeremy Scott Was Served With a Copyright Lawsuit at His Own Documentary Premiere 

Moschino designer Jeremy Scott was minding his own freaking business at the premiere for “The People’s Designer,” a documentary about his amazing journey to the upper echelons of the fashion world and his friendship with Rita Ora, when some total nobody served him with legal papers! HIDEOUS! APPALLING! LITERALLY…

Skype Co-Founder Sues Ex-Fiancée to Return Enormous Engagement Ring

Janus Friis, the billionaire co-founder of Skype, is suing his ex-fiancee, a Danish popstar, demanding that she return numerous gifts he gave her, include a $471,000 engagement ring. In the spirit of scorched-earth jilted lovers everywhere, Friis also used the suit to accuse ex-fiancée Aura Dione of “multiple affairs…