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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/02/09

    In reply to Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
    Just watched the final episode of The City - Whitney is so flat and passive, I can't believe she's the main character in a TV show.

    This girl will never wrinkle because she has no facial expression.
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    Edited by BlondeGoddess at 12/02/09 12:55 PM BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    12/02/09

    In reply to Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
    So excited to Target/Liberty! Any word on when it will hit stores (I don't have a WWD account so I couldn't check for myself).
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/02/09

    In reply to Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
    Didn't Whitney already make a similar comment a while ago about LCs designs? Something like Well my stuff's going to be more high-end, or something like that? Hm. Love the catty undercutting; always a good look (not).
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/02/09

    In reply to Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
    That Dockers campaign is stupid.

    When I think of "manly men" the last thing that comes to mind are Dockers.

    Are they still popular in the States? I think they are the most unflattering pants.

    What is the correct way to pronounce Louboutin? Like the maestro says, I've heard it pronounced different ways.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    12/02/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I think Dockers are popular with the mothers of middle-school boys.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/02/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Loo-boo-TUHN
    (and the N is silent -- in the French nasal way)
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    Image of theKP theKP
    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: Yes, I've never known a man who wore Dockers, but wow are they popular with my sister's friends who are 40-something soccer moms.

    Frankly, after spending enough time in England, I can't take khaki pants seriously. Sounds too much like kaki pants, and nobody wants that.
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment theKP was starred theKP was unstarred
    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/02/09

    @BlondeGoddess:

    thank you.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/02/09

    @wtfox?! @theKP:

    I had no idea Dockers were popular with women.
     Reply
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/02/09

    In reply to Whitney Disses Lauren; Maria Sharapova Wants A Clothing Line
    Little known fact, but J-Lo approached Lacroix about singing a terrible song about him, and he said he'd rather go bankrupt.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): NICE.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/27/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Seems unfair that a girl like that would be blessed with the gift of being multi-orgasmic. I'm just all kinds of major jellies over here because for me the big 'O" is sort of hard to come by (pun intended). I'm lucky if I have ONE. I've heard that because women have no refractory period we are (at least physiologically) capable of being multi-orgasmic. Still...this girl? Why Lordisa was this girl given the gift?
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    My youngest sister went to the same high school as Spencer Pratt and told me he was infamous for the enormous size of his member. The girls nicknamed Spencer "the Snake" which was apparently a reference to his member and not his personality.

    Its a shame that a man with such a rare talent is wasted on just woman. Heidi should share the wealth with the rest of us.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment Edited by Zira at 11/26/09 3:31 PM Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of squeaky yet unclean squeaky yet unclean
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    I'm confused. she cannot seriously expect anyone to believe that, can she? so why is she saying that? to get people talking?
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    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    11/26/09

    @squeaky yet unclean: I'm definitely on the side of her not knowing what an orgasm is. She is mistaking that sneezy-feeling/ rush-of-desire for an orgasm. If she can maintain her count up through the teens and 20s, those aren't orgasms.

    I really don't know how anyone can count their orgasms, or why they try. I prefer the kind of orgasms that prevent me from counting.
     Reply
    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment thehighshelf was starred thehighshelf was unstarred
    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    "I like to keep it so real"

    ...

    yeah it's not like your oh so real life is created by a team of truly uninspired writers. You are as real as my prada bag dude.
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo promoted this comment DrWorm was starred DrWorm was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Poor Heidi. She's obviously never had an orgasm if she thinks that's what's happening.

    Thirty. Sure honey. *pats deluded fame whore on the empty noggin*
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/26/09

    @sybann: I think she believes orgasm is the name for hair being pulled during sex.
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    o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of Little_Mi Little_Mi
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    I sometimes can't watch video clips that are posted on here, due to viewing from the UK. (The old 'content not avaiable in your country' warning pop ups)...

    ...

    ... I really wish this had been one of those times.
     Reply
    onestrawplz promoted this comment futuremouse approved this comment Little_Mi was starred Little_Mi was unstarred
    Image of amazoncowgirl amazoncowgirl
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Weeeelll. At least I know now there IS something more disturbing than the thought of my parents having sex!
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    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! promoted this comment amazoncowgirl was starred amazoncowgirl was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/26/09

    @amazoncowgirl: You beat me to it. The perfect example of TMI.
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    Image of YouTuberose YouTuberose
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    I'd believe that Heidi has orgasms confused with queefs.
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    eatsshootsleaves promoted this comment YouTuberose was starred YouTuberose was unstarred
    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Spencer Pratt is a massive pile of dung.

    I just gotta put out that fact, cause I like to keep it so real.
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    Image of Bitchplz Bitchplz
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    She does know that noise does not equal and orgasm right? And he does know that 30 orgasms likely equals FAAAAKING IT right?
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    Image of Experiment626 Experiment626
    11/26/09

    @Bitchplz: maybe she's counting each spasm as one.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment Experiment626 was starred Experiment626 was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/26/09

    @Experiment626: That's what I assume. Poor girl... so misguided.
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    Image of Bitchplz Bitchplz
    11/26/09

    @Experiment626: Spasm and orgasm do sound very similar. Maybe her sex ed teacher had a lisp/stroke? An entire generation ruined forever..
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