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    Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?

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    Image of HerdingCats HerdingCats
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Oh Jenna Fisher, I'm so relieved that you no longer have to consort with us fatties. Your SELF cover officially confirms that you've left us for the Plastics. How am I ever going to root for Pam again? #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @HerdingCats (could have been Renesmee): Ugh, seriously. They're sinking The Office ship, I think. Between their godawful boring time-hogging plot this season, John Krasinsky interviewing that the Jim/Pam wedding was a "gutsy move" because she's pregnant *GASP*, and now this, they're inexcusably obnoxious.

    I bet Creed would say something more riveting about breaking his back than obsessing over weight loss/gain and wearing skinny jeans again. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    I really wish the Gosselins would stop dressing their kids identically. Especially the older girls -- it's bad enough they're lumped in with their siblings; they should be allowed to express themselves with their outfits. They're not cast members or back-up dancers to the J&K shenanigans, they're humans and they shouldn't have to wear uniforms. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @HerdingCats (could have been Renesmee): Most of the clothing is supplied by sponsors, so I think that has a lot to do with the matchy-ness. #kategosselin
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    10/20/09

    @Crabby Cakes: That makes sense -- but couldn't the kids take turns wearing each donated outfit? Or maybe the matching is part of some sort of contract... I can't imagine corporations having so much control over my life. Is there some sort of "what the 8 were wearing" website? How would donating the clothes even help a brand? #kategosselin
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Michael Kamrava has been kicked out of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. --Well, it's about time.

    Suleman/Gosellin hook up: I weep for our species. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @Brigit: I actually said, aloud, "Eew." #kategosselin
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    10/20/09

    @musicalshoes: As did I. #kategosselin
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Michael Kamrava has been kicked out of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. --Well, it's about time.

    Suleman/Gosellin hook up: I weep for our species. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Am I the only one that's hoping for a Suleman/Gosellin hook up, just because I want to know what the name of the show will be?

    8+6+1+8=23

    [en.wikipedia.org] #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @kookla: Wait, what does the 1 stand for? I though Octomom had only 14 kids ("only"). Still, what could a single mother of 14 find more appealing than a separated father of 8 that lets her know beforehand he's a deadbeat dad?
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    kookla promoted this comment Edited by sarasasa at 10/19/09 9:25 PM sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @sarasasa: My math sucks. I forgot to add Nadya, which equals 24. That blows my theory. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @kookla: I think there's an opportunity for a Lost tie-in there - 4 8 15 16 23 42... how high can they go?? #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @Ultraprison!: Okay. I see what you did there. #kategosselin
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    Image of Nancy Sin Nancy Sin
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    I was recently asking myself - "what woman on EARTH would find Jon Gosselin appealing?"

    Of course. Octomom. It's the only answer that remotely makes sense. #kategosselin
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/19/09

    @Nancy Sin: Well, she does have a thing for raising an insane amount of children in an environment that's absent a father. Also, do you think she just says stuff like this to remain relevant?

    (I don't mean anything against single moms, but by golly, most don't chose to have more than 5 alone.)
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    10/19/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: or at one time. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Sounds like Megan Fox is trying to keep her TF job.

    I don't think much of Lindsay Lohan, but I feel sorry that she has such a horrible person for a father. He sells her out every chance he can get, and now he wants to outright steal her money via a conservatorship. Dirtbag reminds me to be thankful for my father. #kategosselin
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Wilmer Valderrama will star in a half hour sitcom based on the escapades of Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan.

    There is nothing that I would want to watch less, with the possible exception of a Dr. Phil style show hosted by Richard Heene. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Truly...except perhaps a Gosselin/Suleman "blended family" show. #kategosselin
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    10/20/09

    @ritualtheory: That just gave me a creepy picture of an "updated" Brady Bunch. Who'd be the Alice? #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    What needs to happen to LaLohan is that the judge revokes her probation and she does "hard time" ala Robert Downey, Jr. Where's that judge? Can't he be assigned to Lindsay? #kategosselin
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    Image of TryScience TryScience
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    What unpleasant speculation on Bethenny Frankel's happy news. She's said for several years that she wished to get married and have a child, so congratulations to her! #kategosselin
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    Image of vgnvxn vgnvxn
    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    god what the FUCK is up with that awful Jenna Fischer quote? "when I broke my back in four places it was so awful because I GAINED TEN POUNDS!" That quote is so shallow and shitty- I had no idea she was like that. #kategosselin
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    JinxyMcDeath promoted this comment vgnvxn was starred vgnvxn was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @vgnvxn: I don't understand the 5-10 pounds loss either. When someone says they need to lose anywhere from 5-10 pounds, I don't understand because to me it's essentially not noticeable. And it appears to be, just as you said, shallow. #kategosselin
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    10/19/09

    @vgnvxn: I know right? Ugh. I always thought she was kinda dull but now I know she's superficial as well... lame. It's not like she gained a lot of weight- she's complaining about 10 friggin' pounds. FFS. #kategosselin
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    10/19/09

    @vgnvxn: I know, right? head-desk² #kategosselin
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    10/20/09

    @TurtleSpeak: seriously! if i broke my back in four places I'd be thanking god that I still had the ability to WALK! #kategosselin
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/20/09

    @vgnvxn: But she didn't quite say that. Adding that extra word or two, I think, places the entire thing out of context. We have to remember that interviewers bait the interviewees with their questions. She was probably asked something about that particular weight gain and explained it with her broken back. I read that and didn't see anything particularly shitty or shallow. There's nothing wrong with feeling most comfortable at a certain weight, never mind the fact that her job depends on her looks. #kategosselin
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    10/20/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: heh. head-desk³ #kategosselin
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    10/20/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Plus, if you are smaller, gaining ten pounds all of a sudden means none of your clothes fit. Not fitting in your clothes can make you sad, along with an injury that makes you not able to do things. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    I'm sorry... is Michael Lohan trying to be the conservator (guardian, whatever)? Because I'm not going to say Linds couldn't benefit from a conservatorship but not headed by either of the people that begot her. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @Youthier: Isn't that a bit like putting Fredo in charge of the Corleone family? #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @queen_caribbean: I was thinking that it would be like giving Joe Jackson access to Paris, Prince and Blanket. Oh, wait... #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    One of the worst expressions, the one I hate soooo much is "I threw up a little bit in my mouth." Thanks to Nadya and her Jon G comment, I now get where that expression came from. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    I'm confused about the Jenna Fischer quote. She says before the accident, she wore size 26 jeans and was in the best shape of her life (the quote came from the source, so it's not a typo in this blog post). Is 26 a European size that translates into a tiny American size or something? I'm truly curious. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @chatterboxwriting: i think it refers to waistband size in inches. most american designer jeans are sized that way. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @chatterboxwriting: Based on my extensive research at Seven Jeans' sample sales, I believe that is the waist size. So, yeah, pretty small. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @chatterboxwriting: it means she's a size 2-0 #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @chatterboxwriting: It's your waist size. It translates roughly into a size 4 or so, so yeah it's pretty damn tiny. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    @joutfit: @bluebears: Thanks! I was really confused. #kategosselin
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    10/20/09

    @JessIsElf-ity: It's more of a 0 or 2. #kategosselin
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
    Kate Gosselin is wonderfully articulate. She'd fit right in with the Heene family. Now THAT would be a reality series! Jon & Kate plus Heene! #kategosselin
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