Simon Cowell's idea of a "babymoon" was to take his already nauseated 8-months-pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on a yacht, where he partied for 10 days like it was a "frat-house blowout" with Scandinavian models and at least two ex-girlfriends, as she tried not to puke below deck. Rich people are fucking weird.
After Kris Jenner repeatedly intimated that her show yesterday would feature an "out-of-hiding" Kim Kardashian, and maybe even North West, it was actually a two-second video of Kim in the last five minutes of the show. Which is how these things generally work out.
Today in Tweet Beat, our world is rocked by the knowledge that Kim Kardashian's ass is enhanced, Rob Thomas has a sense of humor about himself and Lou Diamond Phillips is in drag.