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You Won't Just Die Alone — You'll Be Totally Miserable, Too

Hey there. How's your day going so far? Have you spent much time thinking about how you're going to die alone in your apartment, face down in a bowl of the soggy cereal you're eating for dinner because why would you ever cook a proper meal when it's just you? Well, allow science to make your day even better by telling… » 3/26/12 11:15am 3/26/12 11:15am