BUT DO WE KNOW IF THE FOX WAS BORN IN AMERICA????? How can we be SURE??? That fox is a terrorist furriner, jumpin over American dogs like he owns the place and how do we know he even pays tax??!!
I have this strange admiration for Laura Bush and the way she manages to keep herself above and outside of the workings of her husband's cockamamie administration...yet she manages to appear loyal to him and his party as well. Everyone writes her off as this medicated airhead, but I couldn't disagree more: it takes a lot of cunning, presence and command of the English language to be that measured and precise. She is not vague, she is the master of vagueness.
It's somewhat similar to Dolly Parton's image as a dumb blonde. Yet Dolly, a brilliant songwriter, musician and business woman is neither dumb...nor blonde.
@CuffLinks: I tend to agree with that assessment. I've always been wary of dismissing her as an airhead, when in fact I think she's an extremely intelligent person. The fact that I disagree with their party's politics most of the time doesn't take away from that opinion.
This post is made of awesomesauce dipped in James McAvoy!
Translated into Laura: This idea is made of super mingled with a currently popular movie star!
Translated into Sarah: This American post makes me a-think about a bag o' possums scramblin' like a jittery Democrat, dipped in healthy moose-covered James McAvoy, you betcha!
Translated into Lindsey: All you nice Jezebel women, this post is made of awesomesauce dipped in James McAvoy, or so you whores would like me to think?
Translated into Ann: This post is made of awesomesauce dipped in James McAvoy, who, as a disgusting foreigner, is responsible for Hitler killing the Jews.
I love this post. It's tres awesome. But I just don't understand the support of Laura Bush. Yes she seems like a nice lady. But lots of dictators have been married to "nice ladies". If anything Laura Bush receives a DEEP and I do mean DEEP side eye from me.
Also the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog is my favorite sentence of all time.
PS: Can we get one with prominent Democrats? Obama, Biden, Keith Olberman, Rachel Maddow?
Laura, no one has to respect her decision. She ran for Governor, she was elected, her constituents can certainly voice their displeasure if they wish. Last time I checked, political office in the US wasn't guaranteed by an infallible familial monarchy. Heheh. English: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. YouTube:
@greengrey: I don't hate Laura Bush by any means, but I do think her milquetoast endorsement of Palin deserves a bit of ribbing.
And here it is, brilliantly executed.
@dirtybee - peanut butter pudding surprise!: I believe it refers to the whole, "who would you want answering the phone when something big and national security-related goes down at 3 AM" question...
Maybe the fact that Laura Bush has said she likes that Sotomayor is a woman will open up a space for conservative white women to identify as women more than as white.
"When I did a Twitter about her," Gingrich said on CBS's "Face the Nation," "having read what she said, I said that was racist, but I applied it to her as a person. Truth is I don't know her as a person. It's clear that what she said was racist and it is clear…she didn't' say it once."
This, Sir Gingrich, is not the way to un-call someone a racist. "She might not be racist, but she says racist things! More than once!"
@kithkin: Never mind the fact that maybe he ought to look at her record as, you know, a judge. Just because I am, for example, a Jew of multi-ethnicity does not mean it informs how I do my job.
It's only Monday and my head already hurts from figuratively banging it on the desk.
@kithkin: gonna state the obvious here and say, how the eff is a minority woman saying that her status as a minority woman gives her advantages in perspective racist?! it still boggles my mind. and why does this nonsense get so much airplay? i find that when minority politicians/public figures say anything about race, white wealthy male politicians start a coalition and scream bloody murder from every rooftop. barring the ubiquitous presence of al sharpton, white wealthy males speak in this terrible coded language of race and suffer little to no consequences. ugh.
@raysanni: I'm with you 100% here. They love to say "But if you put the phrase 'white male' in there, there would be an uproar!"
(1) You are creating an uproar, if you hadn't noticed.
(2) White male is a status that is extremely powerful, as opposed to Latina. There is a world of difference between the life of a white male w/r/t discrimination than the life of a woman of color. However, and this should come as no surprise, I recently read a book on the attitudes of white evangelicals toward the question of race and they almost uniformly declared that the only reason there is a race problem is because "I think we make it a problem," and "if you don't think there is enough diversity where you live, then there is no one forcing you to live here," and the reason a black household has ZERO PERCENT of the net financial assets of a white household (net financial assets: all assets minus all debts minus equity accrued in a home or vehicle): zero dollars compared to 7,000 dollars* has everything to do with personal ambition and nothing to do with any structural factors. So, there's that. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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*See Michael Emerson and Christian Smith, Divided by Race, p. 13
This weekend, a commenter compared Sarah Palin to a really bad college paper.
Her "speech" that was actually just paraphrasing a single 4-year-old article really drives that point home. She's like a college freshman who badgered her way into a high-level writing course where she is seriously, seriously not up to par but THINKS she's up to par.
@bluebears: I taught a little during my Americorps stint, and there was always a girl in class who was completely dumb and never did any work but really thought that she was pretty and charming and could get away with it just because it was her and she was special and was the exception to every rule.
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It's somewhat similar to Dolly Parton's image as a dumb blonde. Yet Dolly, a brilliant songwriter, musician and business woman is neither dumb...nor blonde.
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Translated into Laura: This idea is made of super mingled with a currently popular movie star!
Translated into Sarah: This American post makes me a-think about a bag o' possums scramblin' like a jittery Democrat, dipped in healthy moose-covered James McAvoy, you betcha!
Translated into Lindsey: All you nice Jezebel women, this post is made of awesomesauce dipped in James McAvoy, or so you whores would like me to think?
Translated into Ann: This post is made of awesomesauce dipped in James McAvoy, who, as a disgusting foreigner, is responsible for Hitler killing the Jews.
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Also the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog is my favorite sentence of all time.
PS: Can we get one with prominent Democrats? Obama, Biden, Keith Olberman, Rachel Maddow?
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English: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
YouTube:
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And here it is, brilliantly executed.
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Or maybe I should just move away from my in laws.
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This, Sir Gingrich, is not the way to un-call someone a racist. "She might not be racist, but she says racist things! More than once!"
Time for a look in the mirror.
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It's only Monday and my head already hurts from figuratively banging it on the desk.
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(1) You are creating an uproar, if you hadn't noticed.
(2) White male is a status that is extremely powerful, as opposed to Latina. There is a world of difference between the life of a white male w/r/t discrimination than the life of a woman of color. However, and this should come as no surprise, I recently read a book on the attitudes of white evangelicals toward the question of race and they almost uniformly declared that the only reason there is a race problem is because "I think we make it a problem," and "if you don't think there is enough diversity where you live, then there is no one forcing you to live here," and the reason a black household has ZERO PERCENT of the net financial assets of a white household (net financial assets: all assets minus all debts minus equity accrued in a home or vehicle): zero dollars compared to 7,000 dollars* has everything to do with personal ambition and nothing to do with any structural factors. So, there's that. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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*See Michael Emerson and Christian Smith, Divided by Race, p. 13
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Her "speech" that was actually just paraphrasing a single 4-year-old article really drives that point home. She's like a college freshman who badgered her way into a high-level writing course where she is seriously, seriously not up to par but THINKS she's up to par.
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Sarah Palin is that girl.
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