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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    In further proof that I have no taste whatsoever, I love both 7 and 8.

    Fashion designers of the world: I offer you my services. Show me your wares, and if I squeal loudly at something, make sure it never sees the light of day. If I peer at it disinterestedly, promote it to high heaven. Based on the past 18 years or so of my discerning fashion contemplation, this strategy should be solid profit.

    I charge very reasonable rates by the hour. I also accept the designs I've squealed at, in my size, of course.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Well, Louanna Rawls, it's a gorgeous neckline, but yeah... that length. I've honestly never seen the appeal of any length between knee and floor. Even tea length is just ... blah. That dress cut a few inches about your knee would have been ADORABLE, Ms. Rawls. ADORABLE. And isn't that what we're always going for here?
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/02/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I think if you're going to do below the knee & above floor on a dress, it should fall in the middle of the shin. And not be such a stiff fabric/line?
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    12/02/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Maybe that's it! Maybe it's the fabric? I think that could be the problem. A flowing chiffon might seem less matronly. Oh Michael Kors, get out of my brain with your orangeness!!
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    I audibly gasped when I got to contestant Kathy Rose.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Doesn't she look like Helena Bonham Carter and Fergies lovechild?
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/02/09

    @sayah: YES! I feel like she should be wearing a top hat, because at this point, with that outfit, why the hell not?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: yes, at least something like this.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/02/09

    @sayah: Oh Helena, how do you do it? Seriously, I love her.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Oh please TV Gods, make it turn out that they actually wore their own creations to the premiere so that we can look forward to weeks of sparkles, velvet and gloves.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Over-the-elbow leather gloves. Oooooooooooookay, then.

    Hm. Random Stink-eye vs Sexyface: which do I dislike more?
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/02/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: At least they're not making pouty ducky lips and doing that sideways two-finger thing. I myself am Team Stinkeye.
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    Image of CissyPants CissyPants
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    I have no idea who Patrick McDonald is, but I get the feeling we should go out for cocktails.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Is number 9 Will Ferrell?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/02/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Ron Burgundy meets Chazz Michael Michaels!
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    Image of the glamwich the glamwich
    12/02/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: it's actually adam lambert and snidley whiplash's love child. but, who's counting?
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Wow, just WOW. It's like Not-So Happy Hour at some sad, way off-strip Vegas lounge. Also, wait until Michael from DListed gets a load of Patrick McDonald's eyebrows.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    They look like a bunch of sne'er-do-wells.
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    Edited by BabyJane at 12/02/09 10:49 AM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/02/09

    @BabyJane: For the frikken win, doll. With sequins and too much rouge on top.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Was this event sponsored by DEB?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    I enjoy Tinsley Mortimer's shoes. And everything about Patrick MacDonald. Absolutely everything.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/02/09

    In reply to Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous
    Ah, the knock off reality show. Just one rung above "reality dating show sequel" on the "Oh, this is sad" ladder.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/02/09

    @hortense: I think this qualifies as the step-cousin of the knock off reality show.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/19/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
    There are too many fashion "reality" TV shows. The one about Elle internships was the most unrealistic crap I've ever seen. I wouldn't mind if they made a TV show about fashion and pulled out the tired Devil Wears Prada refs, but putting it in "reality" shows just encourages the stereotypes.
    It'd be like making a finance reality TV show (plz god no), and modeling it after "wall street".
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/19/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
    Okay, I have to admit it, Gwyneth Paltrow is growing on me. I am sort of bizarrely charmed that she has the audacity to charge 100 pounds for a studded tank top. It's a joke, right?
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    Edited by Yahtzii at 08/19/09 11:47 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of BiteMeMitchell! BiteMeMitchell!
    08/19/09

    In reply to Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
    "there's no indication why the line should start at £100." Well, aside from the fact that Gwyneth would never put her name to anything that might be considered "cheap".
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/19/09

    @BiteMeMitchell!: Indeed. Her Goopiness would never associate with the peasants!
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