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Como Se Dice "Lady Oz?"

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Triana Orpheus
04/16/09

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If I have to smell your shit every time you come home then you need to find a new home.
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BabyJane
04/16/09

@trianaorpheus: Exactly. If the relationship has hit that level of distrust, then there are better ways to deal with it than sniffing his shorts. This bothers me for both the smeller and smellee.
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Maulleigh
04/16/09

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I miss her on LOST so much. I really did mourn her.
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
04/16/09

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she says THE CRAZIEST shit and I love her for it.
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limber
04/16/09

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Now I'm imagining that all the 50s-era films with lipsticked shirt collars being code for "affair!" was actually pants-sniffing tidied up for the Hayes code.

I miss lipsticked collars.
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Hooplehead
04/16/09

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If I am in a relationship that's deteriorated to the point where smelling the dude's underwear as a cheating deterrent seems like a prudent course to pursue...that's when it's time to get out. There is no guy on the planet hot enough to put up with that bullshit.
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AuntieBee
04/16/09

@Hooplehead: Yeah, I'd say if the trust level has dropped that far... it's already over.
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Miss. Money-Sterling
04/16/09

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I can't help it, as far as I'm concerned she was so amazing in Girlfight that she gets a lifetime pass.
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choufleur
04/16/09

@Miss. Money-Sterling: Why isn't it on DVD? Or VHS? Why?
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
04/16/09

@choufleur: I've seen it at Blockbuster....
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stealthird
04/16/09

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smell his underwear EEEEWWW GROSS!!! I wouldn't sniff anyone's underwear. I'd have my dog sniff, and if the dog sniffed his crotch longer than usual, I'd know it's because he had some "interesting" scent on him. Dogs are better at smelling than people are, and besides that's just a mean thing to do to your olfactory.

That dress is awesome. On her. Probably not on anyone else.
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Tequila Mockingbird
04/16/09

@stealthird: Poor fucking dog.

And what on that awful occasion when you get a whiff of another woman's "princess?"

Is there any right/logical/calm way to converse about that without sounding like a lunatic?
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oh.geez.
04/16/09

@IrockIroll: -A whiff of a woman's "princess"?-
Puh-leeze..Come over to my job. I dare you to walk in a bathroom stall behind 3 particular women here. Even if one of them has ALREADY LEFT, I know she was there. WHY, you ask? Because of her sweaty cooch scent that she leaves behind. We talk about it around here all the time. And no, this is not because these women have an infection- I know that's a staple excuse. Some women just have a very loud, natural odor. Trust me, this is beyond a "whiff", more like an assault.
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Hana Maru
04/16/09

@oh.geez.: whoa.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
04/16/09

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Is she channeling Elvis in this dress?

[www.partypro.com]
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Tequila Mockingbird
04/16/09

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What is this man washing his face with? Srsly. Not even She Uemura could get the penis stench off of my face the other day.
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gobblegirl
04/16/09

@IrockIroll: ....what?
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BabyJane
04/16/09

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That sounds like a healthy relationship.
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BabyJane
04/16/09

@BabyJane: That was sarcasm, by the way.
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AuntieBee
04/16/09

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I am crazy intrigued by the headline WONDER KID DJS CONQUER THE WORLD. I think it may be my new happy place.
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DangerMouse
04/16/09

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Now her mom can save time with the semen tester.

Or a blacklight.
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Mary McCarthyite
04/16/09

@DangerMouse: Picturing the blacklight scenario just made me Laugh-Out-Loud.
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Beat Girl
04/16/09

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Smell Yo Dick isn't going away is it?
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
04/16/09

@Beat Girl thinks everything's gone Blah: nope. I am humming it in my head rite now.
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boxspelunker
04/16/09

@Beat Girl thinks everything's gone Blah: Nope, and with good reason: how else do we know when a man cheats?

Smelling his underwear cannot be as reliable as the dick.
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ItsCurtainsForYou
04/16/09

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No way in hell I'm ever smelling my boyfriend's underwear. I would dump him, and not because he was cheating.
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Hamsterpants
04/16/09

@ItsCurtainsForYou: Heh. I love Mr. Pants, but I might just let him cheat if the only way I could prove it was sniffing his dirty unders.
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rosasparks
04/16/09

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Her mom clearly doesn't know the brilliance of Riskay.

She always smells the dick. Underwear isn't as reliable.
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