In the clip above, Tina says that while she was doing the Bazaar shoot she thought, "Yeah, I look like this!" ... then they turn the wind machine off.

Below, she explains that her daughter is now old enough to pick her own Halloween costume, so the days of stuffing her in a ham sandwich costume and laughing at her are over. Tina doesn't want her to go as a "Barbie butterfly princess," but at least she doesn't want to be one of the Girls Next Door.

TDD: Poker players wear sunglasses so as not to give away their secrets. Eyes are the windows to the soul, and Anna has pulled down the shades. Nothing will be revealed until SHE IS READY.

TDD: Even after the shades come off, her hair is a curtain, a shield. Or possibly an electric fence. Proceed with caution.

TDD: Her shoulders are relaxed, yet her arms are held close to the body; she plays her cards close to the vest; keeps us guessing: Which white blonde actress will be on Vogue next? Dave has shown her the sole of his shoe, a grave offense, but she laughs with ease, because he is merely a pawn in her chess game of fashion and publicity. A pawn!

TDD: In this serene moment, it's quite obvious by the way her mouth is slightly turned up at the corners that Anna is thinking of Roger Federer.

TDD: See that glint in her eye? She'd like you to know that despite everything you have read about women's magazines and self-esteem, anorexia is not an epidemic! Obesity is. And The September Issue opens Friday.

TDD: Fascinating. You read about it in books, but never get a chance to observe it in the field! Open mouth, head cocked, eyebrows raised, shoulders down… This is the kind of haughty delight one sees only in the incredibly rich.

TDD: Uh-oh. There must be someone over a size 6 in her sightline. Bad news.

TDD: Kidding! What is this, Minnesota?

TDD: But seriously, there's something amiss. Are there BLACK people in the theater or something?

TDD: Because that's cool! Especially if it's Michelle Obama! Or Oprah, post-crash-diet!

TDD: Right about here you can tell that Anna's patience is wearing thin. Her smile is tight and unnatural; her eyes narrowed. She may have to lie when asked about the recession.

TDD: She's trying to appear convincing while talking about how you don't need an expensive gown — just some $20 lipstick. But there's fatigue in her eyes and even the thought of some low-budget cosmetic touching her face has made her left eye kind of want to twitch a little. She's had to widen it to keep from developing a nervous tic.

TDD: She's like, "Shit. What was I saying?"

TDD: Oh yes. "People in Minnesota look like little houses."

TDD: Err…

TDD: What I mean is, The September Issue opens Friday!

TDD: She's convinced she's been a charming guest. She's relaxed around most men, because she knows she weighs less than they do and will look thin next to them.

TDD: And when the interview is over, the electric fence separates her from the world once again.

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She seemed a little nervous, but then again, so did Letterman… he'd just finished apologizing for making inappropriate jokes about Sarah Pailn's daughter. Anyway, Kathy made little jabs at "National Treasure" Dr. Maya Angelou, "scrappy" Katie Couric, and Governor Palin. Clip at left.

She also performed her song "Backwoods Barbie," off her most recent album, which is also one of the songs used in the musical 9 to 5 (which opens tomorrow), for which she wrote all the music and lyrics.

Jon says his new problem is that his 3-year-old daughter wants to wear lipstick, but lacks the fine motor skills to apply it. Dave says he's having the exact same issue with his son Harry. Clip at left.

Zellweger continued: "I figured you follow the crowd, right? Everybody's gonna know where they're going… Somebody's gonna eventually lead me to a Jumbotron. Wrong!" Letterman reminded Zellweger that she is, in fact, a celebrity, and therefore entitled to better treatment. "Oh yeah, I love to be the girl that everybody else hates," Zellweger said, sarcastically. "I do. I love it." Clip at left.

Kate explained that Anne is her costar in Bride Wars, and Letterman quipped, "She's nice, isn't she? I think her old boyfriend is in prison." Kate tried to change the subject and tactfully maneuver around Letterman's jabs, but admitted that she watched when he grilled Anne about Follieri. "I was like, 'Oh, you're giving it to her," Kate told Letterman. And just when things seemed to die down, Letterman mentioned how Follieri dressed up as the Pope. Clip above.

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