<![CDATA[Jezebel: late night]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: late night]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/latenight http://jezebel.com/tag/latenight <![CDATA[The Jay Leno Show Is The Same Old Jay, 90 Minutes Earlier]]> Though The Jay Leno Show was supposed to reinvent network TV, critics say last night's episode was just a stale remake of The Tonight Show, despite a serendipitously well-timed appearance by Kanye West.

More than 17 million people watched last night's premiere according to Media Week, and Leno beat the combined ratings of the competing network show's by about 7 million viewers. However, the numbers are expected to drop off during the week, especially if critics' reviews reflect how audiences feel about the show.

Critics agree that despite all the hype, The Jay Leno show is exactly the same as The Tonight Show, except Leno seems less enthusiastic and there is no desk between him and the guests. Reviewers say Jerry Seinfeld's interview with Leno seemed too rehearsed, Leno repeated week-old jokes about Joe Wilson, and the fact that he got the first post-VMA interview with Kanye West was just a coincidence, as he was already booked as a musical guest. NBC is committed to keep the show on the air for at least two years, and if the audience that enjoyed Leno's routine at 11:30 is interested in getting to bed a little earlier, the show will probably retain enough viewers to make it a success regardless of what critics think. (After all, it worked with Leno's last gig!)

Time

The Jay Leno Show, NBC has been telling us all summer, was "comedy at 10," not simply a second Tonight Show. Instead, what we got was a monologue, a couple taped comedy bits, an interview, a musical act, another interview and Headlines. Somebody refresh my memory: what was The Tonight Show again? Because clearly I was watching the wrong show all these years.

The Boston Globe

The Jay Leno Show premiered last night with a big old disconnect. NBC's prime-time Jay Leno experiment has been hugely anticipated - both inside and outside the TV industry - since the move was announced in December. It has been called network TV's riskiest change in decades, one that could forever alter the nature of nightly programming. And yet there it was, seeming very, very much like The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,' brimming with the kind of safe, middle-of-the-road humor that has always been Leno's trademark.

Even Leno, while delivering his opening jokes, seemed relatively unenthused about the premiere. He set forth his usual flurry of average one-liners - about Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and his own ad campaign - with an ordinary energy level, unwilling to be anyone but the easygoing Jay his late-night audience already knows and loves. If he was keyed up and inspired about his new gig, he hid it well.

The New York Times

And Mr. Leno ended his maiden show the way he started it, in his familiar silly and safe Tonight mode. So much attention — and promotion — has been spent deciphering the impact Mr. Leno's 10 p.m. slot could have on prime-time programming, and so much ink has been devoted to describing how Mr. Leno's new show would depart from his old one that it was startling to see how little difference there was. The set was slightly different, and Mr. Leno spoke with his guests in matching armchairs, not across a desk, but the content and tone of the premiere looked and sounded like any ordinary Tonight show.

Slate

Leno, no more unfunny that usual, presided over a set decorated with dark wood and delicate bonsai that evoked horrible memories of paying $16 for well drinks at hotel bars. In one of the show's superficial attempts to play like something other than Tonight, Leno does without a desk, forgoing the authority a slab of lumber confers in favor of a cozier armchair setup. Thus seated, the host did not so much interview guest Jerry Seinfeld as set up his jokes.

The Chicago Sun-Times

And there he was, old reliable, slapping the hands of audience members and making jokes about George W. Bush on a mountain bike. It was almost like he never left. His first comedy bit, about participating on the show Cheaters, was lame and homophobic, although having all members of the love triangle wear argyle sweaters was a nice touch. Leno's just too corny for my taste.

NBC is committed to airing Leno's show for two years, and all the networks are watching closely to see how it goes. All Leno needs are the same 5 million viewers he had in his late-night slot, and the show will be more profitable than what it replaced. That could mean that the future of television will be lower-budget, live-event-oriented, and possibly populated by former game show hosts.

USA Today

Bet NBC wishes Kanye could do Jay every day. Because without Kanye West, and his conveniently timed controversy from the MTV Video Music Awards, NBC's Jay Leno Show premiere Monday would have been even more of a cut-rate, snooze-inducing, rehashed bore. If Leno's desire is to help fans get to sleep earlier, desire satisfied... Leno had promised his new show would not be the same as the old one, but it looked awfully similar. If you found Leno's routine amusing before, you probably found it amusing Monday night. And given his propensity for repeating jokes, you'll probably find it amusing Tuesday night as well.

The Los Angeles Times

It's not a good sign when the Bud Light commercial is funnier than the comedy show it interrupts. Sixteen minutes into the new The Jay Leno Show, it was difficult not to panic. This is the future of television? This wasn't even a good rendition of television past. Clearly Leno believes that if it ain't broke, don't fix it, and he has been very vocal about the fact that his late-night talk show was not broke. So here it is again, different time slot, busier set and same old jokes. Literally.

Newsweek

Much like the Hugh Grant interview, the sitdown with Kanye was a little funny and a little awkward, and while it wasn't particularly illuminating it'll be what everyone is talking about in the morning. There's not much else to talk about, considering there isn't much difference between the new show and Jay's Tonight Show. There's more comedy, though it's of the bland, topical variety that Jay is known for. Jay hosted The Tonight Showfor long enough that audiences came to expect that his middle-of-the-road humore he deals in, but in the earlier time slot it feels out of place. As usual, the monologue was tepid, and a short film about a musical car wash from The Dan Band, one of the comedy correspondents in Jay's new troupe, was interminable.

The Washington Post

They said The Jay Leno Show wouldn't feel like going to bed really early, that it would feel new. But it's like going to bed really early. It feels old. For a lot of people, The Jay Leno Show, which premiered Monday in its game-changing 10 o'clock weeknight format, it might feel perfectly comfy.

Leno asked [Kanye West], who sat frozen at the mention of his mother, who died in 2007. What was weird about this was how quickly West stammered through his repentance ("Obviously, I deal with hurt"), saying he needs to take a vacation from performing and the celebrity grind under which he lives, then recovering immediately to perform with Jay-Z and Rihanna, proving that really, after all the talk, Jay's show is still a place to promote your product, your song, your movie — and in special guest Jerry Seinfeld's case, your Seinfeld reunion on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Leno and his producers kept saying it wouldn't be like this, this usual shill game.

Updated: Leno Lands More Than 17 Million Viewers On Night One [Media Week]

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<![CDATA[Jon Hamm Dislikes Gratuitous Male Nudity, Gets To First Base]]> So Jon Hamm went on Conan last night. He talked baseball. Specifically, having to hang (pun intended) with nude legends. And if you have the soul of a 12-year-old boy, click through for a cheap laugh.



Tee hee. Catcher. Base. Bottom. We'll be in the corner playing Magic now.

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<![CDATA[Oops! Craig Ferguson Jokes About Britney Spears Again]]> Last night, Craig Ferguson lip-synced "Oops!... I Did It Again" on his show. And although he once famously declared he wouldn't mock Britney anymore, in the clip at left it seems he's mostly mocking himself.

Earlier: Crush Of The Day: Craig Ferguson

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<![CDATA[Spencer And Heidi Can't Keep Their Stories Straight]]> Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night to discuss their bogus Mexican marriage and shockingly, we wound up feeling bad for Spencer.

When Leno asked if the couple are going to make their marriage legal in the U.S., Spencer immediately answered, "absolutely," to which Heidi said, "really?" Throughout the rest of the interview, Heidi contradicted everything Spencer said or looked totally surprised by his answers. Why does Spencer bother to concoct all this ridiculous tabloid fodder if his partner in crime can't even remember her lines? Clip at left.

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<![CDATA[Jon Hamm Must Protect Humanity From His Handsomeness]]> Mad Men's Jon Hamm was on Late Night yesterday and Conan O'Brien asked, "What is it like to be that handsome?"

"I have had to take certain precautions," Hamm quipped. So what does he do to "protect" us mere mortals from his sheer perfection? "I try to wear the darkest sunglasses I can," Hamm said. Whether he's responsible for the crash of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson River, he can neither confirm nor deny. Clip at left.

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<![CDATA[Salma Hayek Talks To Dave About Sleepwalking Daughter]]> Last night on the Late Show with David Letterman, Dave and Salma Hayek engaged in some first-time parent chatter about their toddlers, and apparently, little Valentina has some strange sleeping habits.

While Harry Letterman loves to wake his parents up at random times, Salma Hayek's daughter sleeps well but finds other ways to keep her mother up. "She has too much fun sleeping. She talks, she screams, she sings, she claps, she sleepwalks, she screams for Barney, she fights with someone," says Hayek. Dave then asks about Valentina's dad (Francois-Henri Pinault, who Hayek is on and off with) and demands, "who is this guy?"

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<![CDATA[Colbert On Conan: The Greatest Guest of All]]> Last night on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert demonstrated his ability to alter reality via Wikipedia, revealing a nasty incident in Conan's Wikipedia past involving a canoe paddle. Then Conan complained that he wasn't asked to be on A Colbert Christmas and an impromptu Christmas special broke out, complete with fake snow, a duet, and a Rockettes-style kickline. Clip above.

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<![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Woa there, Lily Allen . Lil' allegedly said to a group of photographers last night in London that she "has a 'really good mouth' for and is the 'best in London' for...blow jobs." Sounds like Lily can do more than just "Smile"! • Carmen Electra is engaged to Korn guitarist and tattoo enthusiast Rob Patterson. There's no way this marriage will be shorter than her 10-day matrimonial hijinx with Dennis Rodman, so they have that going for them. • Rumor has it that Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O'Brien on NBC's Late Night in 2009. We have to agree with Michael K over at Dlisted on this one: "Great. Another dude replacing another dude. Can we please get some vagina on late-night already!?" [Perez, Us, Dlisted]

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