<![CDATA[Jezebel: latarian milton]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: latarian milton]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/latarianmilton http://jezebel.com/tag/latarianmilton <![CDATA[ Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old who went...]]> Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old who went joy-riding in, and then totaled his grandma's SUV has some staying power. He was interviewed on a New York radio show recently about the incident. He says he's a "good boy," but sometimes he gets "frustrated," and that he's into Soulja Boy and gospel music. [Street Carnage]

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<![CDATA[Conceptual Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Latarian Milton]]> Have you heard the news? Latarian Milton — the little boy who stole his grandma's SUV, totaled it, and decided that his punishment should be "no video games for like a weekend" — will appear on Judge Judy this fall. His grandmother is suing his mother for damages to her car. We're like peeing our pants in anticipation of what JJ will say to this kid. So we decided to play make believe and create a comic strip of what might just happen during his episode. The matchup, after the jump.







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<![CDATA[WWJJD]]> Remember Latarian Milton, the unapologetic 7-year-old little boy who stole his grandma's SUV and crashed it all around town because he wanted to "do hood rat stuff"? Well, CBS News is reporting that his case will be taken to Judge Judy! His grandma, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mom, Ashley Milton, for $5,000 for damages resulting from the incident. The episode will air in the fall. What will Judge Judy do!? [CBS via Dlisted]

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<![CDATA[ Remember Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old...]]> Remember Latarian Milton, the 7-year-old who stole his grandma's car for a joyride because he wanted to "do hood rat stuff"? Well, he's in trouble with the po po again, this time for beating up his grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, his guardian, after she refused to buy him chicken wings. The two were at a local Wal-Mart, and after he was told he couldn't have chicken wings, he went up to the counter and ordered them anyway. When Stratford tried to reprimand him about it, he snapped, and physically attacked her. Later in the day, the police picked Latarian up at his grandmother's home and took him to an area hospital, where he will be detained for 72 hours for a mental health evaluation. Seriously, this kid is the embodiment of that Chris Rock joke when he says, "If a kid calls his grandma 'mom' and his mom 'Pam,' he is going to jail." Except it's not funny because it's true. [WPBF]

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<![CDATA[7-Year-Old Steals Grandma's SUV For Joyride]]> Meet Latarian Milton, a 7-year-old South Florida boy who faces grand theft auto charges after he stole his grandma's Dodge Durango for a joyride with a buddy of the same age (who smokes cigarettes) in which he smashed into mailboxes, other cars, and street signs until the front wheels fell off. Why did he do it? "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend." Seriously! Get a load of him and his swagger in the clip above. The best is what Latarian thinks his punishment should be totaling his grandma's car and nearly killing others: "No videos games for an entire weekend." [CNN]

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