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    Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Gwen Stefani has been replaced by a sex bot. Either that or her entire body is prosthetic.


    20 years ago my shitty Oakland ska band played with her shitty Anaheim ska band and that girl was freaking nasty to look at. Like a 98 pound boy whose nuts hadn't dropped.

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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/23/09

    @kolacek: Yikes hope you're not too attached to your vowels!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    But Karen O does show off her nipples. Well, a little.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Blargh. Magazines make me itch. Shopping's back? Srsly? For whom? Not me, man. Know what else makes me itch? Gwen Stefani. Don't press me for a reason on that because I can't provide one. It's just that she irritates me, somehow.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    06/23/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Ooh, ooh I know why. She sold out. She remade a song from fiddler on the roof into "if I was a rich girl." Shouldn't it be "were a rich girl" anyhow?. no doubt was amazing, pre-Tragic Kingdom and still even pretty good on that one.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    06/23/09

    @pantsless economist...ACCESS DENIED by new overlords: not that i should be lecturing on was vs. were with my inability to construct a coherent sentence.
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    Image of nawanda nawanda
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    I REALLY normally don't care about this stuff, but I am kind of dying to know if Gwen got breast implants. I always felt like she was my small breasted role model that said FU to that sort of thing---and I have to admit I'll admit to being a bit bummed that she went that route.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    06/23/09

    @nawanda: She doesn't look all that big, either [like fake big, I mean], so the nursing thing + the angle + the stripes on that shirt are giving her both actual and the illusion of more volume. Photoshop may also be involved.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Shopping's back! So, to all you ladies in California who have just found out that your rape kit will not be processed, get thee to the mall! Pump some money into your economy and maybe, just maybe, they will end up testing your kit someday! And you'll have cute new shoes for court!
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/23/09

    @Penny: Hurray! Bonus: You can replace the therapy that your insurance company refuses to pay for with some retail therapy!
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Oh and seriously if you're into the red lip (I am, I really am), Nars makes a matte lip pencil that I swear is completely indelible and the reddest red you ever did see. It has changed my life. I'm so happy about it I need to go tell the world.
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    Image of Politicswhore Politicswhore
    06/23/09

    @shewar got laid off, more time for jez: What's it called?
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    @Politicswhore: The color is "Dragon Girl" ...I'm the kind of girl that buys very few products but it's become a total staple. Shit does not wear off.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    06/23/09

    @shewar got laid off, more time for jez: Oooh, thanks! I haven't bought makeup in ages, but I'm in need of a good red liner!
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    @CherriSpryte: It's a thicker pencil meant to be a liner and a lip color.


    I swear I don't work for these people, I just get excited when I spend $ on a beauty product that doesn't suck.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/23/09

    @shewar got laid off, more time for jez: Very helpful. I don't use a lot of products but I'm forever on the hunt for the ultimate red lipstick, etc.

    If you have a suggestion for a liquid eyeliner that doesn't run, don't hesitate.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Gwen is really working to pimp out her latest product: The Vadge Bib.
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    Image of snarkordie snarkordie
    06/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I prefer the term Crotch Veil. (OK, I stole it from an old Defamer post).
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    I was pawing through Elle today (at the nail salon, getting my I-lost-five-pounds mani/pedi -- dont' judge me!) and saw that horrifically ugly mongolian fur vest.


    Who fuck wears these things?

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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    @NewsBunny:
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Gwen's shirt looks suspiciously like body paint. How "tribal" and "edgy"!! Africa is so hot right now. I totally made Africa happen.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    i prefer to wear hair shirts with patterned marsupial pocket-like devices, as seen on Gwen. Leather shorts went out with the CDOs.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Shopping's back, unless you got laid off from your fashion mag job and are living on rice & quick oats.


    *ahem*

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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    What's going on with Gwen's pants?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/23/09

    @ShanaElmsford: Hey, at least she is wearing pants, and not a part of the leggings movement. (For this cover anyway.)
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    I HATE that outfit. It is positively grotesque. What is it with that top? Is that perforation? Is she trying to get a speckle tan? Is it supposed to be sexy because you might accidentally get to see a hint of nipple? And what is that paisley vomit on the front of her skirt? It's horrid.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/23/09

    @stealthird: Can not be as bad as the "hair shirt".
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    A hair skirt and leather shorts? I have shitty fashion sense. The lady has shitty fashion sense. and WE wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.


    (P.S. My work network is back up. I'll be around for more than the open threads now.)

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/23/09

    In reply to Elle: Bored With Bad Economy, Prefers Shopping
    Is it me or is Gwen's waist ridiculously photoshopped?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/23/09

    @BlondeGoddess: It looks edited to me as well.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/23/09

    @BlondeGoddess: At this point, I'd be infinitely more surprised if she didn't look photoshopped.
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