• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#lasvegas

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 2:02 AM
Mon Nov 9
19 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #lasvegas more →

    What Happens In Vegas...

    What Happens In Vegas...

    End of an Era

    Sarah Palin Unhappy With Intimate Biography • Fox Cub Prefers Human Company

    Vows

    JonBenet's Family Cleared Of Suspicion In Murder • Polygamist Leader Hospitalized In Las Vegas

    What Happens in Vegas: Almost As Bad As Ashton's Acting Skills

    Oprah Makes Oz A Star; Girl Gangs In Central America; Why Men Are Idiots

    Burning Love

    This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Why is nobody ever happy with the colour of skin they were born with?
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/27/09

    @napalmnacey went as Nancy Lorenz before: Agreed. All skin is beautiful. I wish society accepted that.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    There can't be all that much money in the tanning pagent/underwear circuit. How do these girls earn enough to live?
     Reply
    PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA promoted this comment anastasia beaverhousen was starred anastasia beaverhousen was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/27/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen:Wanna taste? The newly selected crown holder will be the face of the world renowned tanning corporation. The winner will receive over $100,000.00 in cash and prizes, which will include a Sunset Tan modeling contract, and a Sea Doo courtesy of Inferno Media.
     Reply
    PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was starred PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/27/09

    @PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: But what do the losers get??
     Reply
    GirlSailor promoted this comment greengrey was starred greengrey was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/27/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: Real orange.
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/27/09

    Maybe losers/runners up get featured in a Sunset Tan calendar (there are only 40 contestants in this pageant). Or perhaps they just get the opportunity to move on to a shot at Miss Hawaiian Tropic.
     Reply
    Edited by PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA at 07/27/09 2:20 PM PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was starred PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/27/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: A free ticket back to Oompa Land?
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    "Basically, we spend every waking hour and every dime we make trying to be something we're not, ... Fake hair, fake teeth, fake tans, fake boobs".
     Reply
    PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was starred PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    I, for one, think they look delightful.

    Signed,
    A carrot dipped in lube and rolled in Barbie's hair clippings
     Reply
    Pocahaunted promoted this comment o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    I wonder if they come with pop-up timers?
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/27/09

    @BabyJane: I'm not sure, but I hope they brined themselves over night before the competition. Keeps the flesh nice and juicy.
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/27/09

    @GirlSailor: I find the secret is to rub the skin with a lot of butter before roasting and then baste with Gravy Master at the last minute.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of crazy_lady crazy_lady
    07/27/09

    @BabyJane: Your comment reminds me of when Kramer in Seinfeld works on his tan and consequently, butters himself up, and Newman wants to eat him.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment crazy_lady was starred crazy_lady was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/27/09


    @crazy_lady:
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of crazy_lady crazy_lady
    07/27/09

    @BabyJane: Omg. I can't believe you put that picture up. Bahahaha.

    You are so hearted.
     Reply
    crazy_lady was starred crazy_lady was unstarred
    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Wherein Jessica learns the true meaning of the term "scholarship competition" used so liberally and quite disingenuously in the brochures.
     Reply
    Chamalla,barren crone was starred Chamalla,barren crone was unstarred
    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatural.
     Reply
    PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was starred PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA was unstarred
    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Wait--they look kind of like when you popped one Barbie's head off and put it on another's body. I can't have been the only one that did that. Or maybe they just forgot to blend?
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment my cousin is an ape was starred my cousin is an ape was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Despite being a minority, I do understand that all different types of people like to tan (that is to mean that I even know black people who tan so their color is even). However, I need someone to explain, please: (1) Why is this orange-ish color a good look? Is it supposed to be a faux-healthy glow? Is it to keep from being "brown"? (2) Why would you put on foundation that would be listed as "fair" when your skin is orange?

    I seriously don't get this concept.
     Reply
    Edited by shorty63136 at 07/27/09 1:24 PM shorty63136 was starred shorty63136 was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/27/09

    @shorty63136: Their face is a different color because unless they're looking in a mirror, they can't see their face. So they spray their orange glaze on, covering only what they can see.
     Reply
    shorty63136 promoted this comment greengrey was starred greengrey was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/27/09

    @shorty63136: I think the idea is that tans are supposed to be "attractive", but the sun causes skin damage, also known as (DUN DUN DUN) wrinkles, and heaven forbid you get wrinkles. People use fake tanner to produce what they hope is a natural tan glow. Unfortunately self tanner does NOT produce a nice tan glow. It turns you orange. As far as people not noticing they are orange, who knows? Perhaps they are color blind.
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/27/09

    @shorty63136: They don't want to be pale, but they ALSO don't want to get skin cancer (or, more likely, they don't want to look old) so they use self-tanner. A little self-tanner gives you that "healthy summer glow" but if you do it too much, you start to look orange. How much is "too much" also depends on your skin tone. I'm so pale that any self-tanner is too much for me. The darker your skin is naturally, the more it can handle. But since the stigma is against "pasty" skin, the lighter you are the more crap you slather on.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/27/09

    @greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows, GirlSailor, Zombie Ms. Skittles: Ohhh, okay. I didn't realize this was the rub-on stuff. I'm thinking that a tanning bed had turned them this color (which would be super weird).
     Reply
    shorty63136 was starred shorty63136 was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Blonde on left: "I canth moof my fath."
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Miss Oompa-Loompa 2009 happily greets her fans, while the first runner-up regrets she always washes her hands after using the bathroom.
     Reply
    midwesternmom was starred midwesternmom was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/27/09

    @midwesternmom: It looks like her white hand is trying to break free from her orange wrist.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of paisleylady paisleylady
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    ...only happens from the neck down.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment paisleylady was starred paisleylady was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    ...apparently turns you the most unnatural shade of orange I've ever seen. I guess it's all the nuclear testing they do in the desert.
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Apparently, Vegas suffers from a horrible meteorological condition wherein the sun is actually BELOW the city, thus making everyone's face a normal human color while their lower bodies get progressively darker on an orange gradient as you go down.

    Tragic, really.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/27/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: No, see, they lower you into the vat of self-tanner suspended by your head. It's like a giant claw game in reverse.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    07/27/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Orange you glad to be in Vegas?
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment dj_chick was starred dj_chick was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/27/09

    @dj_chick: Not really, it's unbeweaveable there!
     Reply
    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.