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    Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat

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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Road Rules Challenge's Wes has finally made good on his promise to promote his charity "Wes' Re-education School for Exes who Don't Fucking Believe in Each Other Good" by joining together Johnny and Kate once more. Atta boy! #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Oh, Kristen -- *You're* the girl we'd all love to be friends with! So if you think Megan is cool, she's cool. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Ok, this TLC thing is getting ridiculous. It's starting ot sound like they really are making it impossible for Jon to make a living or have any money. Is it really necessary to prevent him from ever working on a reality series ever again? What the hell else can he do? He has to support 8 kids as much as Kate does. He's an asshole but there comes a point where TLC is going for the pain.
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    10/17/09

    @BytheSea: But he's in breach of his contract with them, and he's making money by violating a non-compete agreement that he signed. No one else would be permitted to get away with that, so why should he? If he wants to support his family, he can always go back to work, like the rest of us. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Supposedly, Kate Moss was discovered because Calvin Klein was looking for someone that looked like Vanessa Paradis. So Johnny clearly has a "type". Which is bad news for me... #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Oh, Levi Johnston. Moose meat? Are you TRYING to make it easy to make jokes about you? #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    So they're remaking "Mrs. Doubtfire" with Ryan Renyolds? Is that what you're telling me? Because he is an incredibly attractive man who will make a hideous woman, and that will only be acceptable if he tries to nanny with whipped cream all over his face. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @Snowbunny: Should we hunt him down and have a run-by fruiting? #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    A few points.

    1. Who the F would cast Victoria Beckham as a mother of anyone but a child?

    2. If Jennifer Aniston is with John Mayer, she's a moron. I admit, I have a twitter crush on him, but didn't he reveal all sorts of really personal stuff about her last time they broke up? Not good.

    3. I think Khloe Kardashian has a great body. She reminds me of Sarah Ramierez - tall and curvy. Just because she's not a beanpole definitely doesn't mean she's fat!

    4. Germany can have Kevin Costner.

    That is all. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @missing_piece: Well, Victoria is, like, 34, right? She's lucky not to be asked to play grandmas at this point. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @missing_piece: Ms. Beckham is 35. It's not horribly far-fetched to be the mother of a teenager at that point. My mom was only 36 when I graduated high school. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @LaComtesse: I didn't think about it that way. That actually could be a good plot point for her, if she went for it. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Oh Debbie Rowe, why don't you try working for a living? #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    "I've found that people are cool if you don't treat them like jerks."-Penn Badgely

    Oh my, such wise words...please, tell us more. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @dreamypisces: You'd be surprised at how many people don't grasp this concept. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: They should make t-shirts . #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    So, Levi is hoping, by eating moose meat, to take on other moose attributes by the time of the photo shoot? #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Whoa whoa whoa, Hortense. Is Kevin Costner the new David Hasselhoff?

    *clicks on link*

    I'm going to say no, but that's only because Costner's band isn't that bad and I don't think (read: hope not like hell) he wears leather pants. I bet the man had a blast too, because Germany is freaking fun; they know how to have a great time, especially if semi-shitty live music is involved.

    Plus, they have spargle, so. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Do you mean spargel? If so, we have spargel too -- it's asparagus! Yum. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @precipice: Yes, except I haven't had enough coffee to type yet. ;) I know, we all have spargel, but Germany treats the noble asparagus in a far more respectful fashion.

    Great, now I'm hungry. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    I've been the Courtney Cox friend for someone: cheering them on when they dumped their BF, consoling them when the ex-BF found a new girl, and finally having dinner with the formerly reviled ex. It's really awkward, isn't it? #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Sure is. Especially when the ex is fully aware that you were the one urging your friend to dump his cheating arse. Awwwkward. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @sara-without-an-h: It is crazy-awkward. That's how I learned to never run down someone's ex. There's always the chance they'll get back together. I try to just focus on, "You're an amazing person, you deserve happiness, you, you, you," and avoid the ex-talk entirely. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    I wonder if the new Ghostbusters he is referring to is the Mindy Kaling script. I read somewhere that she had written a script where she and three other women are the daughters of the original ghostbusters who take over the job.

    I would LOVE to see that movie. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @PixieSparkle: I am going to pray that GBIII is *exactly* as you've described. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I would be shocked (and oh-so-happy) if the Hollywood decision makers went for it.

    But girls don't like movies like Ghostbusters, unless someone falls in love with a ghost and wacky hijinx ensue.

    *edited for typo - hard to type with a cat jumping on you.
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    10/17/09

    @PixieSparkle: Actually, that might not be too far from the truth...the GB3 script is being written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, who write The Office. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    A guy had to tow my ride a few weeks ago and, so help me G-d, he looked like a slightly older Levi Johnston. It took all my willpower not to give him my card. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I am not ashamed in finding Levi very attractive. He might be as worthless as a teat on a boar hog but he sure is hot. What I'm saying is: I would look at a nude picture of him.

    Why didn't you give him your card?! :) #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @GirlFailer: Because, my dear GirlFailer, I am an idiot.

    Yeah, I'm totally gonna look too. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    In reply to Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
    Joe Francis providing further proof that misogyny and homophobia are linked. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Damn I wished I would have replied to your comment sooner... See above. #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @Rilo-Andy: Great minds think alike! #jenniferaniston
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    10/17/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: And I LOVE the Phantom Tollbooth. That movie OWNED my childhood... #jenniferaniston
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