Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King gets a bunch of well wishes from celebs like Jimmy Kimmel and Mariah Carey. Also, today is Thong Thursday, and Coco remembered.

Babs was on Larry King Live last night, discussing her first book—My Passion for Design—about her hands-on remodeling of her Malibu estate. One contractor got mad over her micromanagement and perfectionism, which she chalked up to "annoying" sexism.

Today in Tweet Beat, Talib Kweli is pro-woman, Demi and Ashton jump for joy in Egypt and someone made a cake inspired by Coco's butt cleavage.

Last night Celine Dion talked about her new babies—Nelson and Eddy—on Larry King Live, where she also went into a nonsensical explanation about women's fertility, as well as how she mixed up her unnamed twins.

Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation because she thinks he's a whore.

Last night on LKL, Judge Judy—who, two years ago, officiated a wedding between two men—spoke out on gay marriage, saying that the "federal government has to be involved to ensure that all people have those basic rights."

Last night, Janet appeared on LKL and spent a lot of time engaged in awkward moments. Larry didn't understand her jokes, told her her album title is "self-crediting," asked if she feels fat, then asked if she's ever been bullied.

Clarence Thomas's ex Lillian McEwen appeared on Larry King last night to talk about Thomas's alcoholism and "weird" obsessions — and whether the man she knew was qualified to serve on the Supreme Court.

Today in Tweet Beat, frequent Watch What Happens caller Ben Weiner. Plus, Snooki has leopard print nails.

Roman Polanski's rape victim appeared on Larry King last night to speak about the crime for the first time in years. She forgave Polanski, but isn't forgiving the media.

Liza never does a press tour without stopping by Larry King Live. Last night, he asked why gay men embrace certain women—herself, Lady Gaga, Kathy Griffin, Cher, Judy Garland, etc. Basically, it boils down to one thing: Pizazz!

• Hot new couple: Fiddy and Chelsea!

• David Beckham is planning on suing In Touch magazine for publishing a story about him having a threesome with a prostitute.

• Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores has filed a lawsuit claiming she exposed herself to him repeatedly, beat her children, and had sex in front of them.

According to Ryan Seacrest, he and Larry King both possess the "gift of song." Yesterday on Seacrest's radio show, they felt the need to share that gift, resulting in the world's worst rendition of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face."

Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King struggles with one of life's big mysteries, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Beverly Hills is giving the Kardashians the key to the city.

• A dejected, underwear-clad Lady Liberty-Gaga and a tuxedoed Marc Jacobs, shot by Mario Testino, cover V's newest issue. [NYDN]
• Lanvin for H&M is happening! The men's and women's collections will hit over 200 stores worldwide on November 23. [WWD]

Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent doesn't like doing household chores, even for his grandmother. Also, Lindsay Lohan returns to Twitter and Ne-Yo acknowledges his male-patterned baldness.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger has announced she's leaving radio — not because she feels bad about using the n-word, but because her First Amendment rights are being "usurped."

Dr. Laura Schlessinger, who dropped the N-Word 11 times on the radio last week (audio here), just pompously announced on Larry King Live that she's quitting her radio show to "regain [her] First Amendment rights." Inside, video of Schlessinger's announcement.