In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception. Anyway, there are these crazy commercials stressing the health benefits of Idaho potatoes ("not just any potatoes!") with this really raspy-voiced lady who pronounces Idaho like "eye-ho" and it drove me nuts (it could also be my cold). She also claims that "exercise and a diet with potatoes" help you to stay trim, which is true in some contexts but it nonetheless made me laugh because I can totally see somebody going to a grocery store, looking at potatoes, and remembering, "oh yeah, potatoes help you lose weight!" #tyrafaketoenails
I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as long and gaudy as that. I'm not sure the reasoning behind it, as I was always too weirded out to ask. #tyrafaketoenails
Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know better. #tyrafaketoenails
@GirlFailer: This was during the campaign, and she was in Iowa trying to get some votes (From the HBO documentary "By the People"). I think she is interrupting him/poking fun when he won't commit. #tyrafaketoenails
This is pretty embarrassing, but I have had an acrylic tip on my toe. My cleats were too tight when I played lacrosse, and after a long game, I lost my big toe-nail. I was super self conscious about it, so I went to the nail salon and those nice ladies fixed me up with a new talon. I'm glad I'm not alone. Thanks Ty-Ty. #tyrafaketoenails
I can't even express how much I look forward to Tweet Beats. It eliminates me having to follow celebrities and is always the best of the batch. #adriannecurrytwitter
@prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
Can we discuss how much I hate couples who share: email addresses, facebook accounts, twitter accounts...torianddean? Cmon, Tori Spelling. Get over it. He's your husband, not your fucking overlord. #adriannecurrytwitter
@JinxyMcDeath: My parents share an email account. I love them, but it drives me BATSHIT. They also insist on putting me on speakerphone whenever I call so that I'm talking to both of them. Short of sending my mom a letter (which she'd probably read to my dad), there's no way to communicate with just one or the other of them. #adriannecurrytwitter
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What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails
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Ugh, really, Tracie?
And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafaketoenails
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He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.
Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.
Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.
Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.
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He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
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I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.
Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
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