Michael Douglas Lied About Throat Cancer to Cover Up Tongue Cancer

Michael Douglas has revealed that he didn't actually have stage four throat cancer, as reported in 2010 (and which he blamed on cunnilingizing Catherine Zeta-Jones too hard)—he had extremely dangerous tongue cancer instead. But he didn't tell anyone because it would have been bad PR. But he's fine now. » 10/11/13 8:30pm 10/11/13 8:30pm

Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg

Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate… » 10/08/13 6:30pm 10/08/13 6:30pm

Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also… » 7/23/12 9:00am 7/23/12 9:00am

Why Splurge on a Hotel When You Can Stay with a Famous Person Instead?

Comedian and filmmaker Mark Malkoff was recently visiting Los Angeles and didn't want to spend a lot of money on hotel rooms. Rather than hitting up the usual couch-surfing networks, he took to writing celebrities through Facebook, emails and the good ol' fashioned post office. Thirteen of them offered him a place to… » 1/26/12 7:10pm 1/26/12 7:10pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Donald Trump and Victoria Jackson let their wing-nut freak flags fly, Pauly D is hired to promote a product he admittedly hates, and Dionne Warwick does her best to make "hussy" happen." » 3/25/11 7:20pm 3/25/11 7:20pm

Dionne Warwick is the sleeper hit (for some of us, anyway) of . She wears sweatsuits …

The Situation Completely Bombs At The Trump Roast

The Situation was part of the dais at last night's Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and it's very clear that he isn't cut out for performing comedy. He was so bad that it almost seemed like the writers of the roast gave him shitty jokes so he would intentionally bomb, allowing for a running joke for the rest of he … » 3/16/11 11:30am 3/16/11 11:30am