Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs

More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a short public acknowledgment wasn't de rigueur, today's straying politicians are obligated to old press conferences to explain themselves. » 6/24/09 8:00pm 6/24/09 8:00pm

Rod Blagojevich: Putting All Republi-Scandals To Shame

Caroline Kennedy Has A Tattoo, Hankering For A Senate Seat

Look! There on her arm! That's not a bruise, it's a tattoo! ZOMG, can you even be a Senator with a tattoo? Can two strong women work together at the State Department without a catfight? Was it ever possible that power would not corrupt powerful Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charlie Rangel? Can the Huffington Post » 12/09/08 10:00am 12/09/08 10:00am

Conservatives Use Sexism To Attack, Undermine Feminists

When I wrote my first real post » 9/15/08 4:00pm 9/15/08 4:00pm about Sarah Palin as the Republican's Vice Presidential nominee, I noted — as many others were noting and — that she was hardly the candidate with the best or even remotely complete record on women's issues like reproductive choice or pay equity. I did so even as my email inbox was…

My Liberal Heart Bleeds For Your Portable Massage Needs, Texas!

Hey, what's that saying about sex and politics? You know, it's weird or something? Like Rudy and Judi. The rhyming names thing doesn't even make the list! Or Dennis and Liz. The Hobbit love thing doesn't even register! Matalin and Carville...OMG don't GO there! Sure, sometimes it gets so weird it all comes back around… » 2/14/08 10:30am 2/14/08 10:30am

The ACLU is arguing that foot-tapping is protected speech, rendering the public bathroom probe that outed faggot Senator Larry Craig unconstitutional, which seems about fair. But here's a more difficult question: if you decide to expose yourself in public bathroom to a woman who turns out to be a blow-up doll, is that » 10/29/07 5:45pm 10/29/07 5:45pm

Seal And Heidi Klum: But They Make It Look So Easy...

"All politics is marriage." No one actually said that except me, and that was when I was drunk, so I don't know why I wrote that in quotes and it is not as if I am asking to be quoted in some entirely different context saying that in some fancy magazine, but I stand by the original drunk train of thought. All politics… » 10/15/07 10:00pm 10/15/07 10:00pm

Why Politicians' Wives Stay With Their Crappy, Pathetic Husbands

Guess what? Senator Craigslist's wife Suzanne, ignored for decades on account of boringness or something, has suddenly begotten all manner of media think pieces on her curious decision to "stand by her man." Don't think you'd do it? Neither did Louisiana whore patron Senator David Vitter's wife! » 8/30/07 9:45am 8/30/07 9:45am

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Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much…