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    Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Oh, Noel Gallagher, sometimes you make no sense, but I love you anyway.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Page Six B.I. - Woody Allen and Giada Di Laurentiis? (I would hate to guess Padma. Maybe it's that droopy eyed woman that stars on Ted Allen's Chopped when Alex unspellable-last-name is not there.)
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Oh dear undead oh dear.

    I hope we don't end up with one of those embryos that looks like a mutating knitting bag that Jezzie featured.

    (I'm not even going to go back and find it.)


    Peaches? My username would like a word with you.

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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    "A feminist thing", eh, Peaches? So that's apparently better than the "boring feminist crap" you called Jane Austen's books pre-moving to NY...


    That said, I'd agree with the not-dressing-for-men thing, if it didn't come from someone who looks like she dresses up exclusively for hipsters.

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    07/06/09

    @Waterlily: It's still dressing for men, just a different group of men. Instead of wankers in suits, you're dressing for assclowns in tight jeans and hipster hair.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Shit why did nobody tell me that my tattoos were an instant boner killer? SHIT GUY!
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Oh Peaches. Men also find tattoos and grunge and piercings sexy. Otherwise Seattle's 15-20 year old demographic would be about half the size it currently is.
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    07/06/09

    @Triphena: exactly. all the hipsters i see living in seattle that are conventionally good looking are covered in tattoos and piercings. it may have been considered 'anti-beauty' 30-40 yrs ago, but not now it aint. now it's an instant subscription to the cool-but-trying-not-to-look-cool club.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Shorter Noel:


    Drugs are expensive, destroy your relationships, and addiction sucks. Chris Martin is totally missing out by staying sober!


    Uh, what?

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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    07/06/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I noticed that, too. Yet another thing to add to my list of reasons why Noel Gallagher needs to be quiet.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    BI = Salmon Rushdie? Although he goes through his wives so rapidly, I'm not sure whether any could be described as, "long suffering". Sainted, maybe.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/06/09

    @FurrierAndIves: The wife before Padma certainly describes him as a self-pitying self-centered pain in the ass.
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    07/06/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I'm not surprised. Hasn't he been married four times?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/06/09

    @JessaFields: Three times (I just looked it up). I was referring to wife no 2: the novelist Marianne Wiggins.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Peaches Geldof - Goooooood for yoooou. Every time I think I can't find you more irritating, you do it! Congrats! You gave me a facial tic!


    Also, to borrow Kanye's communication techniques: LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER BEEN TATTOOED AND PIERCED AND THOUGHT WINONA RYDER WAS AWESOME! THAT IS SO TRULY ORIGINAL! MY, WHAT A TRAIL HAS BEEN BLAZED HERE TODAY.

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    07/06/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Uh, Peaches, if you're still valuing your worth through the male gaze, and you're still getting your picture in the tabloids, you're still pretty.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    07/06/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: It's like that episode of the Gilmore girls where Rory wants to make an assignment on Hillary Clinton being such an inspiration.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    My sister was in NYC visiting me this weekend, and (of course) we wound up in Times Square. I saw a billboard for Gerard Butler's new movie, the one with Katherine Heigl and the little red hearts? (Don't remember the name of it.) Anyway, I was looking at this billboard and said to my sister, "Even Gerard Fucking Butler isn't hot enough to escape some crappy Photoshop airbrushing." She agreed, but still wants to see the movie.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    O NOES!



    Peaches Geldof, you just used the dreaded F-Bomb! She'll probably be labeled a feminazibonerkiller(by teh menz) and a Bad Feminist(by teh wimminz) simultaneously. Anti-Beauty?! Like, "a feminist thing"?! CRAZY TALK.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    There was a blind item recently that everyone guessed was about RobPat and Kristen but it included an abortion so...this story could have some truth (but the bump watch is a joke).


    I liked Alanis better in the 90s, when she wasn't always talking about dieting. WTF, Alanis?

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    07/06/09

    @TheGuvnah: I know. I thought she and Tori Amos were the most beautiful amazing women ever when I was in high school.
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    07/06/09

    @TheGuvnah:

    And Alaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    nis my dear

    we liked you so much better when you weren't here

    sit on your Queen Angry throne

    collect royalties, leave well enough alone

    you

    you

    you

    oughta know
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    If Robert Pattinson touches you, do you immediately conceive? There are going to be a lot of happy fans and angry parents out there.


    (Blind item: Padma? Nooooooooes)

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    07/06/09

    @le monde is rond: @le monde is rond: I guessed Giada, and one of the "Chopped" ladies, just to have it NOT be Padma.

    Maybe it's Sandi the blonde from the "half home cooked" show or whatever she calls it. Or maybe even Rachael - she look a loooooooot thinner lately on her new traveling show.


    (Why yes, I watch too much Food Network, thank you. I think I have a crush on all the boy Iron Chefs including Alton and the Chairman. And some of those challengers? Philippe Excoffier? Whoa.)

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    07/06/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: (Its okay. I totally have a crush on The Chairman. And Excoffier was beautiful. Loved the glasses.)
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    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    Josh Duhamel and Fergie got a stripper pole as a wedding gift.


    That's different. My husband and I got fifty bucks and Netflix for four months.

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    07/06/09

    @mrsryan: the basis of all healthy marriages is a stripper pole.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    07/06/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
    I can't think of any other skinny female celebrity chefs than Giada DeLaurentiis, can you?
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    07/06/09

    @Triphena: I would have thought Giada, too. My DH and I watch her show sometimes and we're both like, It's a shame she never eats any of that yummy food.
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    07/06/09

    @pax: I know, it kinda drives me nuts. Like she makes this amazing pavlova and then takes a bite the size of a ladybug poo and makes the biggest deal about how amazing it tastes. I do not believe there was enough on her fork for her to taste anything. She should bring it to my house. I'll show her how a pavlova is eaten. (Hint: with a large glass of Moscato d'Asti.)
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